Posted at: 2010-10-21 09:16:27
I need a dishwasher dont care what color so long as it is a good working dishwasher that is cheap. I have a truck and can pick it up if necessary.
From me to ********@*********.org:
Hello! My name Miguel, I am good working dishwasher. I work at Ricardo's Pizza as dishwasher for 5 years- me top dishwasher. Leave your dishes very clean and work for cheap. I have no driving license. You pick up, yes?
From John ******* to Me:
haha I want a dishwashing machine not a person who washes dishes. thanks though.
From Me to John *******:
Yes, I wash dishes like machine...even better! You want, yes?
From John ******* to Me:
No! No want!
I want THIS
That is called a DISHWASHER. I don't want a porto rican who washes dishes!
From Me to John *******:
Oh noooo, I no Puerto Rican. Puerto Ricans very bad dishwashers - no work ethic. I Mexican - very good work ethic! You no worry, Miguel wash all dishes on time, with pride!
Is that your dishwash machine? I use sink and soap but can use machine too.
From John ******* to Me:
NO dude I want to BUY a machine. i dont know if i can be any clearer. you dont understand me do you?
From Me to John *******:
No worry, I leave dishes clear, clean and sparkle!
From John ******* to Me:
dude you obviously have trouble reading english. here. i used a translater.
NO QUIERO CONTRATARLE. QUIERO COMPRAR UNA APLICACIÓN DEL LAVAPLATOS.
From Me to John *******:
From John ******* to Me:
oh for crying out fucking loud dude why did i even bother
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@Yoshi: That's not the translation at all. It says "I don't want to hire you! I want to buy a dishwashing appliance!" You can't always translate word for word, you know.
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Translation: NOT want to hire. I WANT TO BUY AN APPLICATION OF THE DISHWASHER.
I wouldn't understand what he was saying either.
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jon (2012-11-13 13:00:44)
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Genie (2012-08-21 11:10:08)
funny how he uses a stereotypical names
Miss Sarcasm (2012-07-21 00:05:06)
LOL This is sooo funny. And btw, I think it is real, their Twitter page, I had a lookie at it. I think he finds random ads, sends the emails, and screenshots them.
anonymous (2012-07-19 21:47:14)
reminds me of fawlty towers
anon (2012-07-18 21:52:51)
@q I imagine this more as a Chinese voice.
q (2012-07-08 04:51:14)
Am I the only one starting reading it in an indian voice?
xd (2012-06-27 06:48:43)
Its funny cuz my name is miguel too, although im from brazil
dafuque (2012-06-08 11:10:09)
que? ROFLMAO .. XD
sean (2012-05-30 02:16:11)
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Pöhp (2012-05-18 17:06:37)
"I use sink and soap but can use machine too"
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Hahahahaha <3 que?
Miguel (2012-04-27 14:40:46)
i no sent that email!
INCOGNITO (2012-04-08 14:33:23)
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Mike (2012-03-29 02:23:26)
Oh for crying out fucking loud - killed me!!
shauna (2012-02-09 00:48:34)
i need to stop reading these emails, all this laughing is becoming very painful
Jay (2012-01-29 22:29:13)
Rafa (2011-12-27 09:03:07)
OMG! That "que?" just make me rofl.
basil (2011-12-24 04:01:28)
sounds suspiciously like a Fawlty Towers episode...
Kay (2011-12-22 01:39:31)
Lmbo.. Its 1 38 am and im tryin so hard not to bust out laughin! Omg im tearin up at " que?" hahahahah
Ha! (2011-12-22 00:38:08)
I lost it at the "que?"
Max (2011-12-21 07:54:15)
That 'que' made it hahahahaha.
I'm definitely gona get fired reading these too regularly...
SplitSides (2011-12-01 02:42:56)
OMG I had to take like 5 breaks because I was laughing so hard xD
Papi M (2011-11-28 06:39:18)
hahahahahaha!!! no comprende!!!
hilarious (2011-10-22 19:57:48)
i love how the dude translates it into spanish.
anonymous2 (2011-10-08 17:33:32)
I'm Puertorrican and can't stop laughing! Very clever and true...classic.
Ranjith (2011-10-02 04:18:44)
I lost it at "Que".. LMAO
Abby (2011-08-26 09:55:33)
r u for reeeal!!ROTF....no comprende?
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''I need a dishwasher dont care what color ''
couldnt stop laughing from the word color to the end
anon (2011-07-29 18:51:07)
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"I leave dishes clean, clear and sparkle"
chris (2011-07-26 01:29:25)
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derek (2011-07-24 02:43:47)
nearly died when i read "que?"
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FUCKIGNEPICWIN (2011-07-19 01:45:05)
OH MOTHEROFGOD QUE? ASJODHSAJKDAKSSHK
Translation (2011-07-13 02:00:29)
To my stomach hurts..., I managed to get a better translator: I DO NOT WANT TO HIRE YOU. I WANT TO BUY A DISHWASHER APPLICATION. You understand?
Oh shit (2011-07-08 22:00:09)
its happened again
tez (2011-07-02 22:06:22)
I wash dishes like a machine XD
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my stomach hurts.. (2011-06-27 08:43:19)
google translate by the way...
my stomach hurts.. (2011-06-27 08:42:45)
"Not want to hire. I WANT TO BUY AN APPLICATION OF THE DISHWASHER." - the spanish...
Nax (2011-06-24 01:32:50)
Que? Just priceless dude
Kevin (2011-06-23 08:48:56)
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miguelish (2011-06-23 04:38:48)
Lmao!! My name's Miguel!! I laughed so hard because I have a similar story.
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MrObvious (2011-05-28 19:18:08)
I like your choice of the name Miguel as that was the name of the dishwasher in the Mr. Obvious call.
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i like how this guy insults the pseudomexicans english after spelling puerto rican and translator wrong
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Matt (2011-05-18 20:14:35)
HAHAHA "I am good working dishwasher" classic XD
anonymous (2011-05-17 17:00:35)
lol, my friend brought the book, email from a a**hole to CLASS. Long story short, after a few laughs it was confiscated.The teacher said she was "confused with our choice of literature" lol
Lazy (2011-05-10 03:11:22)
the first line totally got me, just kept laughing the whole way thru
lulz (2011-05-04 12:15:00)
this one makes me laugh hard :D
Way to go
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I LOVE this hahahahaah
PRETTY PLEASE? (2011-04-30 08:06:34)
why dont you add more....i need this shit
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Fuck this iPod it puts suggested words for me what the fuck"orca"
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Archimboldi (2011-04-28 19:21:42)
This really is Manuel from Fawlty Towers.
knuckles (2011-04-28 15:27:32)
When are you going to post another????
Ghitza (2011-04-27 10:00:35)
this is one of your funnyest :))
maclau (2011-04-25 22:01:36)
I speak spanish, and this was hilarious!
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The single greatest site for dark humour. Simply brilliant.
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Melissa B. (2011-04-20 20:15:42)
Thank you. I laughed until I couldn't breathe anymore and it was a great pick-me-up from the horrid job I go to everyday. Keep up the good work, you've gained a new fan!
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RhinoHorn (2011-04-20 16:36:14)
Actually I'm from Africa. The Kenyan runner one was so good!! Lmfao!
jim (2011-04-19 05:05:47)
oh for crying out ha ha ha ha
ThePuertoRican (2011-04-18 23:55:28)
I have fine work ethic thank you
HahaBoy (2011-04-18 22:23:56)
Hahahahaha I died laughing at the first sentence i read!!!!!!
LOLOLOL (2011-04-16 01:52:11)
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Noprotein (2011-04-14 14:07:34)
I laughed tremendously at this one. You.
You're good =)
anonymous (2011-04-12 18:52:36)
the best part is
"oh for crying out fucking loud dude why did i even bother
anonymous (2011-04-11 20:27:32)
iread this whhole thing in my best mexican accent (: muy funny !
CUBUFF (2011-04-11 12:14:50)
The best part is the guy starts speaking to him in Spanish yet the whole time the guy has been replying in English... what an idiot
Psychicbud (2011-04-07 19:24:26)
I can't stop laughing!! Que?
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I just had an asthma attack while laughing too hard. Que?
Seriously I almost died from laughing myself shitless
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Voke (2011-04-05 14:09:55)
Hahha que?thats funny
fbow (2011-04-05 08:49:23)
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carej (2011-03-31 03:41:03)
best was the kenyan runer
spencer (2011-03-31 01:36:25)
HAHAHa god this is great.. Best one was the clumsy seller one.
anonymous (2011-03-29 12:11:28)
this made my week.
Cammy (2011-03-29 08:03:52)
It's not only*
Cammy (2011-03-29 08:01:51)
@Knut, it's only English speaking people that have email addresses or know how to use a computer. Now, if u had said that it was odd that he knew how to read and write in English and yet not understand what the dude was saying, would then make sense.
anomnomnomymous (2011-03-27 19:21:14)
lol que? XD
ukkie2000 (2011-03-23 13:10:28)
some1 has watched fawlty towers xD
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panos (2011-03-21 08:11:22)
that reminds me of miguel from fawlty towers
best part (2011-03-19 09:18:50)
downtime1229 (2011-03-15 09:49:07)
This guy is a fucking riot! I found this site only after buying his book, and it was well worth the money!!
anonymous (2011-03-09 19:01:05)
bad girl (2011-03-04 19:27:58)
ahahahah... this is a great guy... I love when they write what they're thinking in that exact second.... ahahahaha!
Maxwell (2011-03-01 09:34:20)
Que just owned the guy! hahahahah!
muy mal espanol (2011-03-01 01:16:45)
his spanish translator effed him over it didnt make sense to me either.
another guy (2011-02-26 16:25:44)
haha, this was fucking awesome dude. You are talented.
Yellow (2011-02-25 01:07:56)
The "que?" cracked me up. Perfection!
anonymous (2011-02-13 15:19:07)
dang. what a nice guy. he sent a picture and translated for you.
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Margot (2011-01-24 09:13:15)
Excellent! I'm still laughing!!
MarkL (2011-01-21 11:52:23)
Haha! I loved the Bob and Tom Mr. Obvious reference! Great one.
Perkins (2011-01-19 00:31:45)
I can't decide which is my favorite: "Dishwasher Confusion" or "Disguised Weapons". I was almost in tears at both.
arturo (2011-01-13 14:15:01)
hahaha i'm latin american.. the translator was almost accurate.. it would be " No quiero contratarte, quiero comprar un lavaplatos" xD
miguel was pretty funny hahaha
<3 (2011-01-08 22:57:57)
Knut (2011-01-04 21:46:45)
I like that Miguel can't understand English but has an email address and access to a computer and knows how to use them.
Cesare Borgia (2010-12-31 02:27:02)
Lol nice one with the Puertorican dude, then changes to Mexican Lmfao
lollolololol (2010-12-25 15:55:36)
hahaha miguel is hilarious
anonymous (2010-12-23 18:59:00)
Miguel has bad english but his grammar is flawless... How could he not notice that?
rollaj (2010-12-22 17:06:32)
funny cause when i take his translation and turn it back to english it becomes this: NOT WANT TO HIRE YOU. I WANT TO BUY AN APPLICATION FROM THE DISHWASHER.
i wouldn't get it either...lol
absenteeism. (2010-12-22 13:57:51)
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anonymous (2010-12-22 10:45:40)
mucho mad portorican (2010-12-20 13:00:02)
This is crap, we are very mucho workers than mexicans, and we know english very mucho than mexicans, I am mucho mad with this >:C
Pathetic (2010-12-17 20:53:46)
Cmon u can do better than write some gibberish about a mexican named miguel... how about a kkk member looking for black people lol now thats funny... XD
Ellio (2010-12-16 22:49:25)
Man, you need to add more and faster. Puulease.
Apathetic Apostate (2010-12-14 02:08:31)
I love this website, please, pleeeeease don't go the way of Maddox. Don't forsake your online fans for your potential and nearly non-existent real fans! :)
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siddalee (2010-12-07 22:46:11)
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anonymous (2010-12-07 21:33:11)
FUCK MY ADDICTION TO CHECKING YOUR WEBSITE!
Moist Milton (2010-12-07 20:48:34)
Good e-mail, but it's two months old. When are we going to see a new one?
Expensive Clothes (2010-12-07 19:07:44)
HAH! Those 'dishwashers' are nothing compared to our CLOTH washers! MWAHAHAHA!
Checking Every Day (2010-12-07 17:24:21)
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amy (2010-12-07 14:49:46)
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anonymous (2010-12-07 12:05:32)
He forgot a coma after clean.
zoltan (2010-12-07 09:50:54)
I found my car
George (2010-12-06 22:58:03)
Idk, these have been getting more and more unfunnier. I mean it's great, but you'd expect more from the slow rate he posts them at.
HAI (2010-12-06 21:52:54)
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anonymous (2010-12-06 18:34:36)
Just heard from john again. He promised a post by 2012. Hang in there guys.
anonymous (2010-12-06 13:21:46)
got cut off, he said to expect one in a few days
anonymous (2010-12-06 13:21:31)
unlike you idiots speculating, i just emailed him to see whats up. he says he is graduating in a week and hammered down with schoolwork. he says he never posts in the comments so whoever promised a post yesterday wasn't him, but he said to expect one
Connie (2010-12-06 11:25:27)
hurry! post another!
Think about it.... (2010-12-05 22:02:18)
The longer we wait the better his/her work gets!
seanm (2010-12-05 20:22:48)
I have an idea maybe you guys should go on craigslist and act like dumbasses to attract his attention!
I love you (2010-12-05 16:45:16)
and I hate you. Seriously, hurry the fuck up.
I know it's free and I shouldn't be complaining or pressuring you, but you've made me an addict damnit. GIVE ME MORE.
JohnB (2010-12-05 13:51:54)
Excellent post, I love all your stuff. Take as long as you need good Sir. Its always good.
jew? (2010-12-05 04:50:49)
why are u being such a jew??? u said oh ill have two posted by lunch today and then u delete ur comment about it and go back to fingering ur butthole.. wtf??
m (2010-12-05 02:46:39)
ya, if this is where it ends, then toss in another 'thanks for the memories' post from me if you are reading the comments dude.
bored (2010-12-05 01:46:20)
Dont have Twitter (2010-12-05 01:09:04)
I don't have twitter, want to tell me what he said any one?
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Roflcops (2010-12-04 10:22:24)
Hey slacker, post more funny shit, dude, I can't wait for more awesome e-mails!
rutabaker (2010-12-03 23:07:26)
i'm with Rue, if this is it, thanks for the good times
Sexy Seth (2010-12-03 20:48:57)
I'm suprised "John" didn't realize that his dishwasher was using poor english but PERFECT punctuation!
ZOLTAN (2010-12-03 17:35:13)
Dude where's my car?
@twitter (2010-12-03 17:25:34)
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chip (2010-12-03 15:36:53)
man your genius!
DUNCAN (2010-12-03 14:11:07)
Is this a new post
WTF (2010-12-03 11:28:04)
wtf is your problem cock sucker.. update this shitty website..
Rob (2010-12-03 07:32:17)
Link to twitter is at top of this page.
@twitter (2010-12-03 00:13:43)
what's his twitter say, i can't find his twitter feed. do you have his twitter info?
twitter (2010-12-02 23:39:11)
you could have told us it was an old post. if he planned this a couple months ago, why did eh post in twitter and not also on this page so we would hve know 2 m onths ago when he made the tweet. either way, thanks for head up. at least i know when now.
Gevin (2010-12-02 22:06:40)
Don't fart Kevin
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Don't fart Kevin
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Twitter Feed (2010-12-02 20:37:49)
If you would check his Twitter feed, you would see exactly why he has not posted this month and when he plans to start posting again. Hope this helps. I just set my calendar to remind me to come back then. Can't wait!
DontFartKevin (2010-12-02 20:23:33)
Don't fart Kevin.
Kevin (2010-12-02 20:21:10)
I just farted
RUE (2010-12-02 17:30:21)
If you never post another, Just wanted to say thanks for all the laughs since I found your site. Good Work.
Asshole (2010-12-02 15:17:24)
Way to skip the whole month of November (and then some), you indolent fuck!
Ah-hah (2010-12-02 14:02:16)
Sometimes I poop a little bit every time I pee.
Oh-hoh (2010-12-02 13:41:10)
Sometimes the person making his fans wait is that dog.
Uh-huh (2010-12-02 13:24:23)
You know when a dog shits on the floor and you rub their nose in it while administring discipline? Sometimes the person posting a comment is that dog.
Really? (2010-12-02 09:21:21)
Dude, OP is both emails. It's pathetic how he needs to do this to keep the site going...
Fadia (2010-12-02 06:08:17)
and will still buy his book.
Fadia (2010-12-02 06:08:00)
Take your time. Most people are too ignorant to realize these do take time. I found this hilarious. And you morons like he gives two shits what you say, he trolls people...for fun. I'm sure he'll care whether or not he amuses people who qq and wil
Manny (2010-12-02 05:38:59)
John (2010-12-02 05:35:03)
I've bookmarked this site after finding it about 2 months ago. I was in tears with laughter at times over your ability to wind some folks up!! I read every exchange - Well done.
I'm looking forward to yoru next catch!
All teh best!
man (2010-12-02 04:09:29)
Update already, you fucking jackass.
Mr. Wrong (2010-12-02 03:00:56)
You’re being used as a human battery in someone else’s system !
Onehunglow (2010-12-02 01:03:03)
Captain Niggerpants (2010-12-01 23:52:45)
And we could win a whole lot on that Fear Factor show, IF YOU'D DRINK YOUR WEIGHT IN POOP!
Happy Taco Salesman (2010-12-01 19:32:55)
"Peter Pol (2010-11-30 14:50:19)
Read the FAQ: 'Why are you taking so long to update? I'd rather not post at all than post a shitty one. These things take time. If I do post a shitty one, it is because you guys bitch so much.'"
T-t-t-today Junior! (2010-12-01 16:24:12)
Update your site nigga!
Sorry Guys (2010-12-01 16:14:54)
I really like watching you all in pain. Waiting for the next update. Perhaps another month? Maybe two this time? LOL. Love it!
@ WOW (2010-12-01 15:40:50)
We know you dont so shut ur shit fucktard
Wow (2010-12-01 14:34:41)
I wonder how many of you complaining cum dunks pay his salary
nigger jim (2010-12-01 12:37:53)
Fuck blacks. Pick me some cotton.
FML (2010-12-01 10:45:34)
Concerne (2010-12-01 02:48:00)
I really hope he is OK..
Publishing for Free? (2010-11-30 21:11:45)
@Have some sense - Um he has a book and ads on this site. I doubt he is making much money, but he certainly is not doing this for free.
Hypocrits (pt2) (2010-11-30 17:09:45)
The creator of the site has to email back and forth to people. To get a conversation via emailing could take weeks if not months. Then add the fact that he needs to find one good enough to post.
Hypocrits (2010-11-30 17:08:19)
It's funny reading all these comments of people bitching for an update, especially those that also talk about how they didn't like this one (or previous ones). Most of those complainers obviously don't understand how this site works. The creat
Have some sense (2010-11-30 16:56:37)
If you guys enjoy what he's doing, then comment positively or stfu! He's publishing this shit for free for us, so the least you could do is be supportive. If you don't like it, then go ahead and make your own damn site!
Peter Pol (2010-11-30 14:50:19)
Read the FAQ:
"Why are you taking so long to update?
I'd rather not post at all than post a shitty one. These things take time. If I do post a shitty one, it is because you guys bitch so much."
Crying clown (2010-11-30 13:24:39)
Don't you think the maker of this site has FEELINGS? Today, y'all have made a clown cry with all your insults.
Update (2010-11-30 13:04:59)
Update your fucking site you jack wagon
Mr.Update (2010-11-30 12:36:30)
@princeakad (2010-11-30 11:33:05)
new post please...hope ure okay thou!!
God (2010-11-30 09:08:26)
For every day without a new post from you, I'm going to kill a kitten. And cum all over your face.
Bitch (2010-11-29 17:35:15)
Man, are you a lazy fuck! Update your stale-ass site, fuckin' indolent shit!
Mr Angry (2010-11-29 14:21:29)
Post a fucking update already or I'm gonna cum all over your face.
Tired of Waiting (2010-11-29 14:01:59)
No new updates in over a month, farewell. Favorite Removed
anonymous (2010-11-28 20:54:56)
How DARE this guy not update! He only has to find ads that he can think up a funny/offensive/over-the-top reply for, keep stringing them along in an email conversation, and keep them from realizing that he isn't serious. He should update once every
FFFFUUUUU (2010-11-28 18:34:27)
UPDATE YOU COCKSUCKER!!!!!
PLANET PISS (2010-11-28 12:46:49)
AWESOME ARE YOU, PATIENTLY I AWAIT NEW WRITINGS
Cartman (2010-11-28 10:09:21)
Screw you guys, im going home.
Contest man (2010-11-28 07:45:19)
AND WHAT ABOUT THE FRICKING CONTEST!!!!!!!
His mother (2010-11-27 09:41:42)
You assholes! I'm his mother and he's an only child. He's not in a coma or prison. He's busy washing my taint.
His mother (2010-11-27 09:41:27)
You assholes! I'm his mother and he's an only child. He's not in a coma or prison. He's busy washing my taint.
nigger jim (2010-11-27 09:09:20)
Update your shit dude
lol dem shitz (2010-11-27 04:22:25)
He doesn't get "Amazing" responses often, a lot of the people complaining are those who recently found this site and read all the ones done previously and expect more, often. Not to mention he may or may not be writing another book, in which s
anonymous (2010-11-27 03:53:20)
asshole, update your site!
@ his vrother (2010-11-26 23:13:57)
suppose i should have made my name @@ his vrother,too late now anyway this comment and the last 2 are mine
@ his vrother (2010-11-26 23:11:31)
Ya, I could see that.
the fucking box ate part of my comment.
@ his vrother (2010-11-26 23:10:27)
Was he depressed because he ran out of material and after much confusion and self-loathing he took his life into his own hands and drove under the influence, but instead of sailing off a cliff and ending it all, like he intended, he got arrested? Ya, I co
@ his vrother (2010-11-26 13:33:33)
You fucking scumbag. I'm his sister and he doesn't have a brother. What a horrible thing to say. He's in jail for a DUI.
well.... (2010-11-26 09:08:42)
Tell him to snap out of his coma and get back to work, because his fans demand an update.
BGBGBGBG (2010-11-25 21:13:22)
Seriously, probably one of the best you've done yet. Your the man
His brother (2010-11-25 20:53:58)
I'm his brother, he's in the hospital in a coma he was hit by a car... Please pray for our family
fuck that (2010-11-25 19:02:21)
I'm sure they have wireless connection in a hospital... If he was really dedicated to his fans, he'd get his lazy ass to his laptop and post some new material regardless.
bitchisdead (2010-11-25 17:17:02)
he's in the hospital...no posts for awhile.
personguy (2010-11-25 15:13:49)
make another motherfuckin new post
MOAR (2010-11-25 13:02:06)
RIP (2010-11-25 07:18:59)
He is dead? Shit... I didn't know. That's tragic. No more funny posts :(
maybehesdead (2010-11-25 06:58:29)
maybe he is dead and that's why we haven't gotten a post in over a month...
don chano (2010-11-25 00:10:53)
u people want this guy to post diamonds non stop, many posts are funny some maybe not as funny, but still funny nonetheless..this site is free as fuck, you bastards! be glad hes not dead!!!!
Hughe G. Rection (2010-11-24 21:36:30)
They are getting less and less funny...
DMT Gatekeeper (2010-11-24 19:21:39)
I love how the guy doesn't notice the mexican speaks broken english with perfect punctuation. People are we todds.
@ jiggy jigs (2010-11-23 10:46:23)
Get ur black ass back to work
jiggy jigs (2010-11-23 09:24:57)
Cmon mang what's up wit dat fresh post dyzzyl? Hook a brotha up
jiggy jigs (2010-11-23 09:24:51)
Cmon mang what's up wit dat fresh post dyzzyl? Hook a brotha up
Gummy Bear (2010-11-22 22:07:47)
In the future, when you're pretending that you barely speak English, you should probably work on worse spelling and shittier grammar.
JL (2010-11-22 20:55:56)
Awaiting new awesome posts, gogogo =)
DEAR SANTA (2010-11-22 17:52:52)
All i want for christmas is a NEW DAMN POST Thanks little timmy
UPDATE (2010-11-22 14:43:14)
Do some work.
boredatwork (2010-11-21 08:30:37)
Haha! Wow! I really needed that...working the night shift I was falling asleep...."Me wash dishes!"
haha (2010-11-20 05:13:00)
this one is good but not great. John is too much of a nice guy though
@seriously (2010-11-19 13:32:49)
Who gives a flying fuck what the fuck you do you fucktard! How's that for an update?
sirpaul (2010-11-19 11:36:48)
a month with no updates :( I need a laugh lol
Melzy Briney (2010-11-19 10:06:44)
I think this dude tried getting my mom cuz she had an add up lastyear about hiring a worker for my parents company on Craigslist and she didnt go along with it but it was funny!
Dill (2010-11-19 07:25:40)
Punjabe, you crazy faggot.
anonymooooos&körv (2010-11-19 04:20:50)
update please!!!!!!! :-(
Melzy Elizabeth (2010-11-18 21:54:51)
Wow lol this shits clever
PUNJABE (2010-11-18 10:57:17)
Is it bad that I check this site every morning hoping for something and on my lunch and when I get home maybe couple times in between
Andrew (2010-11-17 19:08:35)
Those of you who get offended and bitch and complain need to do the world a favor and jump off of a bridge. Not having a sense of humor has to be the worst thing that can possibly happen to a human being. Go end your worthless lives, please.
Anddrew (2010-11-17 15:14:16)
fuck yea. I have the book in my hands
@seriously (2010-11-17 13:56:20)
Don't hit the door on you're retarded fucking ass on the way out.
seriously (2010-11-17 03:33:23)
dont get me wrong, this is a legitimate threat. im coming on this site on friday and if i dont see a new email im never visiting this slow roll site ever again
Legal Alian (2010-11-16 21:21:42)
This site is great, this one made me cry.
Cabron (2010-11-16 15:53:42)
This is way more Asian than Mexican.
SANCHEZ (2010-11-16 13:40:49)
Uh, no one is suing. Get over it.
Pointy (2010-11-16 07:47:20)
Hey Julio, I need my asshole rimmed right now, so you better tell your boyfriend you'll be late.
Julio (2010-11-16 07:21:43)
This website is the crap.
xxx fails (2010-11-15 20:46:22)
@xxx you're probably one of the idiotic shitheads who got owned by this beast.
PABLO GARZA RAMOS (2010-11-15 17:28:03)
MY FRIEND I CAN DO ANYTHING TWENTY DOLLARS I PULL ALL WEEDS AND WASH UR CAR PLEASE NO SHERIFF JOE ARPAIO ON ME LOL SUCK IT BEANERS
Boykin (2010-11-15 10:57:50)
I Ming Lee put mee in machine I washy washy all d time ohh me so clean 2 yen a day,no ticky ,no laundry!
Miguel (2010-11-15 02:21:39)
Im so fucking retarded man
64driver (2010-11-14 16:41:25)
@Miguel, a lot of mexicans are good at washing dishes, and the rest are land scapers. the ones that can't do either, sue people for stereotyping them
me (2010-11-14 14:52:16)
This guy has fun screwing with people. Has it occurred to anyone that maybe he posts his own comments on here to screw with us?
xxx (2010-11-14 13:22:35)
You guys are all dimwitted internet kiddies. Seriously, do you really laugh at this shit?
fuck (2010-11-14 01:01:44)
do a new email its been like 4 weeks broha
Jaun (2010-11-13 18:40:29)
@Miguel I'm also Mexican and I am going to sue you for stereotyping Mexicans. See you in court
lala (2010-11-13 17:58:05)
Miguel (2010-11-13 17:56:12)
@Beolex: Yes you can, and you can sue for public insults as well. I'm going to sue you for that "idiot" comment.
Beolex (2010-11-13 17:04:04)
When he said "I don't care what color" you should have said "I have black, white, and Asian dish washer friends" xD
@Miguel, you can't sue someone for stereotyping you idiot
Miguel (2010-11-13 16:00:33)
I'm Mexican and I'm going to sue this website for negative stereotyping. I'll see you in court.
Rafael T (2010-11-12 16:33:36)
I'm Puertorrican, and I can tell you I was crying this shit is so funny! Man's a genius.
Justin Bebier (2010-11-11 13:51:36)
renisen (2010-11-11 12:41:32)
Got stomach cramps from laughing .That was great please keep posting more
Nategoalie (2010-11-11 04:01:24)
Your a Fuckin Gem my friend! Keep up the great work!
meat beater (2010-11-11 02:35:45)
i stroke my dik to yur site and cum allover my grandmas pillow.. She wakes up in tha morning and her right eyes alwayz crusty from my cum drying up.. Im beatin it right now as yu read this comment =D
Sarah Palin (2010-11-10 18:51:11)
What are all of you talking about asian, our mexican nanny talks just like that.
Mister Dick (2010-11-10 17:27:16)
..........Your web site is a breath of fresh air compared to the garbage we shovel thru daily on the "real" internet.........I think you should initiate your own ISP.........You're more believable rite now than the trash I get from Yahoo/AT&T!
007 (2010-11-10 16:17:41)
Jesus Christ man u r fucking funny
gazelle (2010-11-10 11:09:15)
I am sure buddy is choked not to be on Valeries fav. list anymore.
Justin (2010-11-10 11:07:47)
Most of you need to grab the cock and pull it out of your ass. It's comedic site, satire, if you will. Shut the fuck up and read, or get the fuck out.
anonymous (2010-11-10 10:22:55)
I think you completely misunderstood the point of this site. Of course it isn't a real mexican...he is pretending to be mexican to piss this guy off
Hmmm (2010-11-10 09:15:44)
He spells awfully well, considering the dishwasher is portrayed as someone who doesn't speak good English. Fake.
@ former fan (2010-11-09 02:55:41)
Dude get over it. This is supposed to be funny. I don't think he was trying to offend dishwashers or anything by making his character hispanic. Don't be such a sensitive pussy.
rickjames (2010-11-08 19:35:54)
Oh yeah, almost forgot, the "disguised weapons" was the best! real genious! and I R real "genius" too!
rickjames (2010-11-08 19:33:09)
Oh yeah, almost forgot, the "disguised weapons" was the best! real genious!
rickjames (2010-11-08 19:30:33)
I just finished reading all of them, I'm worked from laughing so hard! Irony; I just moved to Chester Co. Keep up the good work!
Missy (2010-11-08 18:40:25)
Gotta agree with everyone else. Sounded more Asian than Mexican. Only funny part was the "que?"
cock smoker (2010-11-08 13:30:45)
write some more you rainbow warrior..fuck you
anonymous (2010-11-08 12:24:20)
this was epic :D
fuck (2010-11-08 03:16:06)
fuck you mother fucker
anonymous (2010-11-07 04:11:21)
valerie you fucking retard, you mean you believed that he was an ex navy SEAL trying to be a life guard, and a midget trying to clean a pipe? how fucking stupid are you? of course he makes his characters up
@valerie (2010-11-06 20:57:16)
wow, ur stupidity cannot be from this planet
@valerie (2010-11-06 20:00:27)
You're kidding, right?
Valerie (2010-11-06 19:12:30)
OK I wasn't sure if these were for real until you came up with a Mex dude with great spelling who uses the words 'work ethic' know I know you make these up. Deleting you from my favorites. sorry.
blahablah (2010-11-06 16:35:52)
que? i cant stop laughing xDD
Canton (2010-11-06 16:14:29)
You're right, Mike. We should be more specific. The dialogue has an East Asian vibe. Yay, geography!
Mike Hunt (2010-11-06 13:45:14)
Since when did we have to call orientals "asians"? Russians and Indians (dots, not feathers) are asians and they decidedly don't talk like that. But yes, sounds a little more oriental than mexical.
Madge (2010-11-06 12:33:32)
I was the greatest dish washer detergent expert in the 70's and 80s'. I gotta say this made my day! I rolled on my side laughing and accidently disconnected 3 life support tubes. Please help me.
Boring (2010-11-06 11:42:45)
Agree these are getting less and less funny. WTF? Lots of automated comments too... bring back the laughs man
mojokabobo (2010-11-06 00:08:50)
dude, loved the que! hilarious!! I've read all your emails!
Former Fan (2010-11-05 23:53:20)
I used to be a big fan of this site, but I'm done with this incencitive bullshit. As a current dishwasher, I am pretty deeply offended that you would act like it's some sort of job that can be done only by dirty wetbacks or uneducated people. I ha
anonymous (2010-11-05 23:49:10)
it's funny how people say that the post is funny.
lr (2010-11-05 16:27:44)
I was crying from laughing so hard
somebody (2010-11-04 22:44:05)
I think this lady should be more specific on if she wants a dishwasher, or a guy that washes dishes.
asian not mexican (2010-11-04 17:22:21)
that's not how mexicans talk, it's how asians talk
Doug (2010-11-03 09:13:47)
I like all of these posts.
lol (2010-11-03 08:43:53)
hilarious. the funny part that this guy will go around and talk about an illegal Mexican who contacted him to steal jobs from Americans and don't learn English.
anonymous (2010-11-02 19:04:16)
i get the feeling that the email and some of the comments are being made by the same person
ReaganCriedWolf (2010-11-02 12:29:51)
faq (2010-11-02 09:39:15)
JoJo (2010-11-02 07:13:13)
Niko (2010-11-02 07:00:16)
Hilarious, These morons who don't get it are clueless. Good work, everyone will always compare your old work to your new work but part of it is the dumbass you answer. The iraq contract driver for the soccer practice daughter, the semen donor, and t
ahh yeah.. (2010-11-02 03:44:20)
read it and shut the fuck up. seriously.. who cares if they are real or not.. they are funny regardless. quit ruining it for everyone else by complaining. idiots.
YUMMMY! (2010-11-02 03:42:55)
that was good stuff.
lol kids I assume... (2010-11-02 00:26:21)
For the ones whining for new posts and/or saying they can do better..why not do it yourself?
Canton (2010-11-01 20:24:06)
Paco, I'm not Mexican at all, and I also got an Asian vibe. XD It was funny, though.
tlewis95 (2010-11-01 02:46:13)
Dee (2010-10-29 20:34:14)
Why didn't Miguel offer a 2nd dishwasher thrown in? He could always bring his wife....
Paco (2010-10-29 19:40:06)
Don't know if it's because I'm Mexican, but the Miguel character actually sounded a bit more Asian'ish when i read this out in my mind.
anonymous (2010-10-29 14:53:36)
We did these start sucking? Seriously though they started really good and just seem to be getting worse and worse. *the cat trap one was okay though*
FenrirWolf (2010-10-28 22:40:25)
The best use of "que" I have ever seen
Av (2010-10-28 16:04:16)
Man, this is funny, I laughed out loud :) :)
Keep them coming!
andromeda (2010-10-28 15:58:08)
Hehehe... days passed since I've read this and I'm still laughing every time I'm washing dishes :D
anonymous (2010-10-28 04:18:40)
man you have some shitty fans. these fags are worse than the fags they have on 4chan youtube and reddit combined. dont let them get to ya keep up the awesome work!
anonymous (2010-10-28 04:17:07)
I think this is your best one yet. Well done.
cj (2010-10-28 04:05:33)
Dropped the ball with every response from the recipient being grammatically incorrect minus the one with the picture. whuddup with dat.
tits (2010-10-28 00:20:00)
hahahaha funny. more plz?
lol (2010-10-27 22:52:42)
Lilly (2010-10-27 22:31:17)
seriously who ever wrote that Mexican thing has to be lying.
hmmmm (2010-10-27 20:34:49)
The setup/interpretation was hilarious...it was perfect...was it too perfect? i'm becoming suspicious...very.
That Guy (2010-10-27 19:37:35)
This is thoroughly lame.
anonymous (2010-10-27 19:16:36)
dude that was so him writing to himself... he puts up pictures in his emails all the time.. i just for some reason swear its him messaging himself cause he became to popular.
@mojo (2010-10-27 18:11:28)
mojo (2010-10-27 13:38:49)
DON'T WANT TO HIRE. I WANT TO BUY A DISHWASHER MACHINE.
jmw59 (2010-10-27 12:21:38)
Miguel (2010-10-27 11:46:40)
So who wants their dishes crystal clean?
Doot (2010-10-27 09:54:12)
Good reprise of the jerky boys "dresser" sketch
dave (2010-10-27 09:32:01)
Miguel...I don't need dishes washed but I might pay you for some other services if you've got a hot culo!!!!
Pubic Lice (2010-10-27 02:13:35)
hahahaha, i just don't understand why haters keep reading and complaining, they need to go rub one out, but this one was really good, i like the finale... "que?" hahahaha
DMV (2010-10-26 22:16:49)
I love Miguel's perfect punctuation! And he can spell license! I LOVE THIS SITE!!!!!
anonymous (2010-10-26 14:48:47)
hahahaha this sums up every time i have to deal with my mexican landscapers..."que?" awesome
pre (2010-10-26 14:44:55)
Fake and moderately funny. Site isn't worth it anymore. It was fun while it lasted.
anonymous (2010-10-26 14:04:18)
This website got gay. Shit isnt even funny anymore. The previous one about the church was fucking stupid.
Jack (2010-10-26 13:51:52)
Machete, where would you even find a Mexican or black that will do it for you at a reasonable price in this economy....
AnTh (2010-10-26 13:40:40)
EPIC! the "QUE" made my pubes fly off
Uh (2010-10-26 12:48:42)
I dont get it...
rOFL (2010-10-26 11:37:51)
"No! No want!"
lambsbread (2010-10-26 09:07:36)
dude your book rocks! plz rls another one with emails like this. i cant get enuff!! =)
john (2010-10-26 07:30:47)
This is one of his more boring work...
Big Jenna Tals (2010-10-26 06:12:22)
Why waste dishes on lazy homeless people, slop that soup into their dirty snot filled hands
Beastman (2010-10-25 18:37:56)
hahahaha - "Que?"
Lol the translation (2010-10-25 17:47:10)
Not want to hire. I WANT TO BUY AN APPLICATION OF THE DISHWASHER
DNK (2010-10-25 14:56:31)
@ jenna (2010-10-25 14:03:28)
Jenna dear if you type in dishwasher in craigs list u will see lots of ads for dishwasher. I run a homeless shelter beleive me I know. You dumb cunt!
Jenna Tals (2010-10-25 13:56:56)
Boring, pure laziness. Nobody would post an ad for a dishwasher.
Layla (2010-10-25 12:37:11)
"Que?" Thank you sir! That made my day.
fucker (2010-10-25 03:37:35)
Hilarious! And only 3 days after your last post. Keep it up.
Johnny travolta (2010-10-25 00:49:07)
Ah man this mother fucking site always makes me cum in my pants. Good fuckin shit man, good fuckin shit.
Alex (2010-10-24 21:29:00)
its funny how he capitalised the translate version...was it supposed to make it clearer, i wouldve capitalised the english
Iman El-Ashry (2010-10-24 19:22:54)
hahahahahaha hilarious enjoyable
Henrys still gay (2010-10-24 15:17:40)
Oh and for the haters on the church one. That one was AMAZING! Don't you see what he did? He had the most brutal punch line ever and just saved it for the end.
Henry is a FAG (2010-10-24 15:15:23)
How are the pics like the baby monitor one? He took those himself, that pic of the dishwasher looks like someone pulled the first pic off google they found. Why are you talking shit anyways? Where's your web site?
xxx (2010-10-24 11:47:58)
Machete (2010-10-24 10:23:29)
Wow, John is a racist bastard. Someone needs to cut him up good.
anonymous (2010-10-24 09:09:55)
Jess (2010-10-24 04:25:51)
This is so funny, I waited weeks refreshing to get pure gold!
anonymous (2010-10-23 21:30:23)
I literally laughed out loud at this. I tip my hat to you sir.
anonymous (2010-10-23 17:01:41)
Dooked (2010-10-23 13:11:45)
That, sir, is truly EPIC! :D
Mark (2010-10-23 11:43:48)
marine (2010-10-23 02:41:55)
Pure gold dude, I don't care how long it takes I love reading this stuff. And you should btw I liked the church Sunday football one too. So all hatred...... fuck off he's good at what he does
Naillil (2010-10-22 23:49:44)
I love the idiots who get on here and complain about how stupid these are (which i disagree with) and how ppl are wasting their time reading them and shit. well here's a newsflash dumbass, you read it and cared enuff to comment, what does that say abo
anonymous (2010-10-22 23:30:32)
LOL that was a good one
Henry (2010-10-22 22:04:13)
You suck now, over 1 month dry streak for this crap?? Bro you wrote the last two emails yourself... The pic of the dishwasher IS something you would put in an email, like your other ones with pics (baby monitor, cat trap, etc.)
Yomega (2010-10-22 19:57:56)
You sir are back, this one was gold, hilarious XDDD
EricElvis (2010-10-22 17:18:22)
Wow.... stellar post - nice recovery from the shit one earlier this week.
peedmypants (2010-10-22 17:05:34)
moremegadeth (2010-10-22 17:04:18)
ahahaha comedy gold. dont listen to the saps with no sense of humor that tell you to quit or say its not funny. keep it up!
anonymous (2010-10-22 16:43:38)
anonymous (2010-10-22 16:34:05)
Have you retards ever even worked with mexicans? They do talk like this. Go back to sucksatcommenting.com
Jose Chang (2010-10-22 16:30:45)
Why is the Mexican typing with an Asian accent? I agree... Should be NotEvenFunny.com.
FSU (2010-10-22 14:51:02)
Antti (2010-10-22 14:33:17)
I was waiting for you to comment on "don't care what color"
douche (2010-10-22 14:31:02)
Racist man, very racist. But somewhat funny.
Meh.... (2010-10-22 13:34:17)
I think that this site is coming out of my favs. Instead of Dontevenreply.com, it should be notevenfunny.com. :(
Rachael (2010-10-22 13:09:50)
Mean Mommy (2010-10-22 12:56:30)
I used to tell people that I had TWO dishwashers - but then they grew up and left home. They would get so pissed, lol. I'll have to FWD this one on to the kids, BWHAHAHAHA.
Beau Nuss (2010-10-22 12:29:40)
Short, sweet, and good times as always. Speaking of good times, me and this Mexican named Jorge double-teamed your Mom last weekend. After we were done with her, she paid us $100 a piece. My load on her face was definitely worth a hundo, brah.
ballbuster447 (2010-10-22 12:14:31)
hahaha i love racial stereotypes
anonymous (2010-10-22 12:04:42)
no offense, but your shit's not funny anymore. you probably wrote the last few e-mails yourself.
andromeda (2010-10-22 11:50:45)
"No! No want!" :D
Never Disappointed (2010-10-22 10:16:50)
Funny stuff as always. To people such as "dude!!" who don't like a particular exchange, fuck off and don't check the site. Or better yet, write your own. Don't harp on someone else when you do nothing...moron.
getting worse (2010-10-22 10:08:36)
NOT THAT FUNNY ANYMORE.......
LMBAO (2010-10-22 10:04:49)
Glad to see you back. Work was getting pretty depressing there for a while. I mean I actually caught myself working at one point. Keep them coming
alrightythen (2010-10-22 09:44:57)
I'm more than happy with the 2 posts within a couple days....nicely done.
Tacone (2010-10-22 07:59:41)
lmafao (2010-10-22 07:27:39)
melonie (2010-10-22 07:23:12)
Jorge T. (2010-10-22 07:07:35)
I don't know if it was intentional, but that "que?" reminded me of Manuel in Fawlty Towers, one of the greatest sitcoms of all time. Keep up the excellent work, mate!
cant think of a name (2010-10-22 05:26:24)
This one is pretty good. Better then the football sunday one. i hate the long wait but ill put up with it for funny posts
haha (2010-10-22 00:12:02)
this is the shit!
mexicaaano chicaano (2010-10-22 00:11:04)
melissa (2010-10-21 23:37:11)
LMBO.. this is soooo funny
noone (2010-10-21 23:26:21)
Son todos unos pelotudos.
Luchador (2010-10-21 22:52:02)
Mock Spanish is fucking annoying. You've ever heard of White public space? When minorities speak English incorrectly the whites are like "you uneducated poor piece of shit" but when you guys speak all colloquially saying a bunch of 'you kn
BigAndy (2010-10-21 22:27:19)
the 'que?' is STILL killing me, so so so sooooooo funny.
Will (2010-10-21 22:10:49)
This, this is funny! Que? hahahahahah... great one. Classic.
kristine (2010-10-21 22:00:24)
I got some dishes 4 miguel
Kris (2010-10-21 21:56:18)
ISwearToGod (2010-10-21 21:23:51)
That is really amazing! I literally have to stifle my laughter in the office. Thumbs up!
Maytag Repairman (2010-10-21 20:54:53)
I haven't laughed so hard since I died.
ephnright (2010-10-21 20:45:45)
Loved angry tv buyer, you're talent is wasted, you should run for office.
C-Master (2010-10-21 19:42:32)
I love it.
anonymous (2010-10-21 19:15:05)
good, fucking retards like you shouldn't visit this site anyway
dude!! (2010-10-21 19:10:27)
One more lame post like this and I am going to stop checking this site. You know you can do better. You are becoming Joe Montana of the Kansas City Chiefs. Or Michael Jordan of the Washington Wizards.
lnah (2010-10-21 19:04:54)
He was actually being too kind for this one to be really funny. I like it more when the are less patient.
mikey (2010-10-21 18:46:03)
haha short but fuckin hilarious
ilovetofu (2010-10-21 18:39:11)
ROFL, that was great!
chris (2010-10-21 18:15:21)
hahahaha might be one of your bests
@stupid...que means 'what' in spanish.
Ayman (2010-10-21 18:13:19)
Good one, keep it coming...
dirk (2010-10-21 17:51:34)
stupid (2010-10-21 17:32:53)
was is the que line so funny? i don't get it
Anddrew (2010-10-21 15:59:47)
hahaha dumbass xD
"QUIERO COMPRAR UNA APLICACION DEL LAVAPLATOS" doesn't mean a shit, you know xD?
It should say "NECESITO COMPRAR UNA MAQUINA LAVADORA DE PLATOS"
Fuck you gringos, this is still funny
Chantal (2010-10-21 15:41:28)
another guy (2010-10-21 15:11:46)
correct response should have been "?Como?"
Skum (2010-10-21 15:03:20)
ChrisH (2010-10-21 15:02:25)
MUCH better than your last one. "Que" was killer haha.
haha (2010-10-21 14:39:04)
Best one yet! Laughed so hard
Nigger (2010-10-21 14:32:45)
Nigz. Hardcore awesomeness
Manuel (2010-10-21 13:50:25)
No no, senor. Not "on those trays."
"Uno dos tres. Uno dos tres."
duban (2010-10-21 13:35:32)
kim (2010-10-21 13:24:35)
que? almost made me piss in my pants lol
Maria (2010-10-21 13:09:34)
Jajajajaja, super funny!:D Keep it coming. I love this side.
ReySpic (2010-10-21 13:07:09)
anonymous (2010-10-21 12:34:12)
hahaha this one makes up for the last one!
im ryan and im gay (2010-10-21 12:34:05)
I can hear accents through text. Kinda gay like CJ
Jose (2010-10-21 12:02:24)
Jaja, muy bueno!
Wut (2010-10-21 11:49:06)
his probably trolling you, if you know what i mean.
Jorge (2010-10-21 11:34:41)
Hahaha, that shit had my wife and I loling. WAY better than the projector one.
Henry (2010-10-21 11:24:11)
Hahaha.. Oh man, this is GOLD!
Kristen (2010-10-21 11:23:39)
LOVE it!! :D
Nick (2010-10-21 11:03:26)
Que? is the best line there.
No hablo espanol (2010-10-21 11:00:15)
fuktard (2010-10-21 10:25:57)
This one does justice!!!!
Playstation rules!! (2010-10-21 10:11:37)
Finally he is done playing GAYLO on that poor black man's gaming system.
mudkip (2010-10-21 10:01:09)
ryan (2010-10-21 09:55:01)
Miguel the dishwasher, who talk like he Chinese.
robotiod (2010-10-21 09:49:40)
drew (2010-10-21 09:37:58)
Haha I love this one. Nice work!
doy (2010-10-21 09:33:30)
Very inspiring! Since i'm puerto rican.. and now i want to get my mexican citizenship.
Yes (2010-10-21 09:32:02)
FUCK YES!!! Nicely done
spinal2k (2010-10-21 09:31:01)
Julia (2010-10-21 09:27:48)
Emac (2010-10-21 09:21:53)
LOL I like this one. Very original. Good work.
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