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Important Document
Posted at: 2010-06-10 19:20:18
Original ad:
LOST DOCUMENT - PLEASE HELP
We were travelling down Schuykill Rd between Schoolhouse Rd and Hares Hill when a very important document blew out the window. If you find this document please let us know ASAP!
From Me to ************@************.org:

Hello,

I saw that you lost your document on the road I live on, so I figured I'd go out and try to find it for you. I found several things that could be your document but due to your lack of details I am not sure if I have the right one or not.

Mike

From Jessica ****** to Me:

Can you please describe what you found! Thanks

J

From Me to Jessica ******:

Jessica,

Here are the three documents...I hope this helps:

The first document appears to be a receipt of some kind from McDonalds. It looks like the person paid for a McDouble and a small drink.

The second document is a page out of the Philadelphia Inquirer. It has the TV guide for the date of May 17th, 2010.

I can't quite figure out what the final document is...it is partially torn. On the front it says "NICKERS" and on the back there are some nutrition facts or something. It is very fancy paper - dark on one side and shiny on the other.

I hope one of these is your document so I can get it back to you safely.

Thanks,

Mike

From Jessica ****** to Me:

Great you found a receipt for food...a newspaper page...and a candy bar wrapper. Thanks a lot for the help jackass.

From Me to Jessica ******:

Well which one is yours?

Also, I found an empty coffee cup from Wawa if this helps.

Mike

From Jessica ****** to Me:

Do you honestly think any of that crap is what I am looking for??? Why would you even bother emailing me I swear to god

From Me to Jessica ******:

Well I wasn't too sure about the coffee cup, but I thought maybe you wanted the McDonalds receipt because I figured that anyone who is too cheap to pay for the extra piece of cheese, and opts for the McDouble instead of the Double Cheeseburger, would probably need that receipt to get some kind of tax deduction.

I also thought perhaps you were watching a really good movie on TV and wanted to know what it was called, which is why you would have needed the TV guide. I looked through the TV guide and saw that "The Hunt For Red October" was on that night...were you thinking of that? It was the movie about submarines.

As for the candy bar wrapper, I figured you were on a diet and needed to see how many calories the candy bar was so you could figure out what else you were allowed to eat for the day.

I was just trying to help. Maybe next time you should be more specific as to what the document is. If you are going to be ungrateful, then I am just going to throw these documents back into the street where I found them.

Mike

From Jessica ****** to Me:

None of those things are documents!! How stupid are you????

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what a dumb bitch ... cant she get another copy of her "important document" ? she was asking to be trolled
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why didnt this dumb slut pull her car over and retrieve the document?
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a lot of people ask "how stupid are you?" but in most cases the author types much more clearly and seems a lot more intelligent than the people who ask him that. also, people online use "retard" and "faggot" too much.
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"so I can get it back to you safely". PURE WIN
Me (2011-10-16 15:26:03)
I love how she calls you stupid when shes the fucking idiot asking if someone found her document an even if someone did they just see it as trash an shes the bigger dumbass for not even explaining how it looks. She totally deserved it!
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OMG, I think this is one of the best ones yet. I laughed so hard at the third document. Mike, I'm almost certain you wear a colostomy bag, if I wrote that, I would've pissed my pants waiting for the response!!!
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What a bitch. She deserved more trolling than what you gave her, Mike.
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It's like she thinks it's some dumb ass rpg "Hero can you find my Document?" *presses A* You found Document!
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I was just turned onto your site.. OMG.. So FUNNY!!!!!!!!! LMAO!!!!!!!!! nicker on fancy paper.... I have laughed this hard in a long time. Thanks
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Anonymous (2011-08-12 21:07:14)
"...I am just going to throw these documents back into the street..." Laughed hard at that part! Good show!
Anon (2011-08-05 00:38:16)
Wow, typical bitch. Lose something, expect others to get it for you and then reply rudely when you weren't specific enough.
SANDWHICH (2011-08-03 20:16:09)
Should of said you found a compute lying in the road and you read all the documents on there :P
Notice (2011-07-31 22:55:40)
Doesn't she actually realize that a receipt, especially the one from McDonalds, is actually a legal document? It is because it records when and where transactions happened, and contains a description of the transaction!
anonymous (2011-07-24 22:11:30)
she walked right into that one
anonymous (2011-07-22 10:33:22)
She was asking to be trolled when she didn't give out any info about the document
anonymous (2011-07-18 15:55:47)
anyone who wrote fail fails at humour.
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fail.
mark (2011-06-29 00:27:40)
lmfao i love how you can make ANYTHING sound like its high quality shit. "It is very fancy paper - dark on one side and shiny on the other."
my stomach hurts.. (2011-06-27 08:32:50)
"Great you found a receipt for food...a newspaper page...and a candy bar wrapper. Thanks a lot for the help jackass." well, stupid bitch, that's what you get for trying to get people to pick up ur crap... hahhaha
Ash (2011-06-25 22:04:58)
But a reciept IS a type of document... :D lol!
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Everything else i found funny because of your emails, however, what i find hilarious about this is that the guy trusts wishful thinking enough to put up this Ad in the first place.
joe (2011-05-28 01:37:46)
Nickers, lmaooo
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You are a genius my friend, Ive been browsing through your work, and i have never laughed so damn hard.
AJ (2011-05-09 03:54:11)
The minute I read the idiotic ad at the top, I knew this was going to be a good one... and it was ****ing hilarious!
the man (2011-05-06 16:38:01)
who the hell would pick up a random piece of paper that blew out of a car??? this girl must be out of her mind
Anonymous.shyster (2011-04-14 00:28:24)
Fuck christ, muhammud and vishnu! How ungreatful people are these days! Makes me sick.
Jessica (2011-04-01 18:17:37)
You are the best troll ever! <3
nickers (2011-03-31 18:47:46)
this was fucking amazing.
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Oetti (2011-03-29 12:27:36)
"I thought maybe you wanted the McDonalds receipt because I figured that anyone who is too cheap to pay for the extra piece of cheese, and opts for the McDouble instead of the Double Cheeseburger, would probably need that receipt to get some kind of t
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I can't just help but laff my butt off. LOL
Idris (2011-03-23 20:23:13)
I can't just help but laff my butt off. LOL
gjones (2011-03-22 07:55:58)
too fucking funny!
That bitch (2011-03-22 02:47:10)
This site is the funniest site ever...And I'd like to slit the throat of that ungrateful bitch.
Chrispy (2011-03-21 03:50:11)
It's like Trolling but with more win and a website!
anonymous (2011-03-20 00:02:23)
c'mon though haha she is rude because he is obviously taking the piss.
anonymous (2011-03-19 20:41:04)
jackass!
anonymous (2011-03-19 20:39:37)
Wow, I know these are all jokes but as I read all the emails on this site it really confirms just how rude Americans are! For instance, this guy's [trying] to do her a favour and the second he says something she thinks is dumb, she's calling him a
FatAssMDLover (2011-03-08 05:54:54)
The best part of this joke is the cheeseburger part. Cheap ass fuckers getting a McDouble..lol.
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Wow (2011-02-28 21:01:03)
This lady is a dick!
mixem (2011-02-24 08:28:30)
hahahahaha man this is the shit... makes me wanna send ppl joke emails... lmfao!
anonymous (2011-02-19 16:50:03)
"I figured that anyone who is too cheap to pay for the extra piece of cheese, and opts for the McDouble instead of the Double Cheeseburger, would probably need that receipt to get some kind of tax deduction." BURRNNNN!!! LOL!!
realbignuts (2011-02-18 11:52:39)
"If you are going to be ungrateful, then I am just going to throw these documents back into the street where I found them." HAHA
anonymous (2011-01-29 14:10:02)
it could be played much better
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"It was the movie about submarines." lol
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Ugo (2011-01-15 17:46:27)
In addition of mocking people like you do all the time, that one is kind of a lesson for her. I hope she had specified her ad afterwards... btw, I was thinking the exact same thing as her on her last sentence: none of these things are "documents"
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April (2011-01-08 22:57:06)
I freakin love this website. I love messin with people about random crap. This lady is such an idiot 4 thinkin u were serious. She deserves it.
cum_to_daddy (2011-01-06 07:43:08)
IMO the awesomest part was describing the candybar wrapper. mwhahaha "It is very fancy paper - dark on one side and shiny on the other."
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hahahahahahahahahahahhaa nice documents u found mike hahahahahahaha she could use the McDonalds receipt to wipe her ass, she's that cheap
ho (2010-12-08 08:17:49)
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"None of those things are documents!! How stupid are you????" unbelievable.
bjz (2010-11-17 19:19:38)
to the person asking if these are real... truth is stranger than ficion lmao!!
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LMAO at "Nickers"
Tom (2010-11-01 06:53:22)
after she said "None of those things are documents!! How stupid are you????" he should've said "almost as stupid as letting important documents fly out the window"
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Simply Hilarious! I would love to get a crazy random email like this to make my day!!
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anonymous (2010-10-20 20:10:22)
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This is awesome (2010-10-05 23:59:22)
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roadie (2010-09-08 05:45:01)
Instead she called him a jackass. You should've posted her email and let US take care of her.
roadie (2010-09-08 05:44:24)
a few of these comments are worth posting on the site..... PRICLESS anonymous (2010-07-04 02:59:42) This Jessica is a BITCH! She could've thanked poor Mike for going through the trouble of looking for something on the effing side of the road. Instead
S (2010-09-05 10:48:22)
YOU ARE FUNNY AS HELL, THANKS
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I'm at the store
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Hilarious, as always. As for all them "seasoned critics givin' you salty looks" (KW), all I have to say is - HATERS GONNA HATE.
Katie (2010-08-12 18:02:13)
This almost made me pee my pants... the part about not splurging for the extra piece of cheese and using the receipt for a tax writeoff... that just about killed me.. you are too funny!
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THANKS (2010-08-03 17:02:43)
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i loved this so much. ROFL. cant help but cry n laugh at the same time lol.
dubank (2010-08-01 08:33:34)
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KG (2010-07-29 10:54:24)
This person was totally asking for it. Prayers in exchange for a blue ray player. Really? Are people that dumb?
Vlad (2010-07-22 09:52:31)
anyone who does not like the the post, why dont u try and do one yourself.... this guy has done like 100 of these and still going... funny stuff here
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Shit, I actually know exactly where he is talking about, lol.
anonymous (2010-07-15 12:23:58)
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you are hilarious. I hope you are a fast typist, otherwise I might worry. and to this comment: "matt (2010-06-23 14:45:09) who here loves being gay?" I do!! ::raises hand::
Mike (2010-07-12 04:00:12)
oh my god..throw the documents back where I found them..hilarious!
BJ-Lol (2010-07-11 22:38:32)
Hahahahahaha documents :D
timmmay (2010-07-05 19:43:24)
Everyone who is complaining you do know this person who does this is a college student correct? they do have other important things to do besides post online give him a break
jem (2010-07-04 23:26:18)
This is HILARIOUS. And also props for the Wawa cup.
anonymous (2010-07-04 02:59:42)
This Jessica is a BITCH! She could've thanked poor Mike for going through the trouble of looking for something on the effing side of the road. Instead she called him a jackass. You should've posted her email and let US take care of her.
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wawa, holler!
FUQxUx2 (2010-06-30 01:18:08)
"If you are going to be ungrateful, then I am just going to throw these documents back into the street where I found them." the email sukd till that part; made it all worth while.. good job
-bowser- (2010-06-29 11:23:16)
omg you r really a genius dude but the MCdonalds is mine
bones (2010-06-27 03:50:59)
And I thought *69 fucked up the prank call industry. You are an innovator, man. Genius...
bones (2010-06-27 03:50:59)
And I thought *69 fucked up the prank call industry. You are an innovator, man. Genius...
Hot Dog (2010-06-27 01:11:32)
DADDY I WANNA WATCH “BEVERLY HILLS CHIHUAHUA” AGAIN.
ispewmalarkey (2010-06-26 22:59:21)
I think I'm going to delete the link in my favs to this site. Too long to update and content getting shittier. Bye!
sweeypa (2010-06-26 22:47:39)
That’s so true about Paladins! HAHAHA!
ki;;; (2010-06-26 22:46:56)
More bootie? Can we suggest that?
poough (2010-06-26 22:46:09)
Can we talk about the NDA, or is the NDA part of the NDA? We need to look that up, because there’s part of the NDA we need to D.
anonymous (2010-06-26 12:42:01)
mike you are one hilarious fella. i love love looooove to see people like jessica get all heated over stuff like this. i mess with my sister like this all the time. hey jessica. chip that ice off your shoulder you cold c word.
ray-j (2010-06-26 10:46:45)
143
Andrew (2010-06-26 02:16:50)
Swing and a miss
Benn (2010-06-25 23:50:13)
Its funny because she lost a really important document.
Anon (2010-06-25 21:16:44)
Hey Nick Gillard. I like your style.
What is this (2010-06-25 14:52:55)
I don't even
Me (2010-06-24 22:33:35)
:P
ladygaga (2010-06-24 22:32:59)
haha
vamz (2010-06-24 17:45:59)
why do you only have 1 post a month nowadays? is everyone on to you?
gtfot (2010-06-24 15:36:50)
Jeeze fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut. get a life, maybe this guy has a life and can't be bothered to post..or during his trolling perhaps nothing good comes back. People like you are pathetic, stop your whining and threating and get a life?
Landon is a cunt (2010-06-24 13:46:25)
Nice disguised ad, lameass... I went to "replyandcry" hoping for some quality stuff, even though I expected it to be derivative, and... It was the unfunniest bunch of unfunny that ever unfunnied.
hollis (2010-06-23 21:13:05)
i gotta ask. have you ever been countertrolled? "why yes, that mcdonald's receipt was what i was looking for! where can we meet up so i can retrieve it?"
HA! (2010-06-23 14:49:34)
Yeah, you can troll too but I doubt you could be nearly as hilarious as this guy. Can't you just appreciate this site and stop complaining?
matt (2010-06-23 14:45:09)
who here loves being gay?
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut (2010-06-23 12:16:43)
Its funny as hell man but seriously im sick of waiting for ever. post shit weekly unless you wanna lose fans. We can troll too.
RayWilliamJohnson (2010-06-22 03:45:44)
sweet stuff bro. For others keep on trollin.
Roseann (2010-06-21 17:46:43)
Love it!
AnusJackson (2010-06-21 02:09:13)
Funny shit!
Wisdom (2010-06-20 22:26:43)
LoL, reference to backwater hick on candy wrapper. Basically he just searches IQ of said person, and plays it from there. Times are rough?
fuckface (2010-06-20 19:42:36)
This one blows chunks you stupid effing bastard.
Meh (2010-06-20 17:34:44)
Didnt really like this one.
frenchy (2010-06-20 16:39:07)
hello i read a french traduction of your blog and it's so goooooooood! congratulation and never stop, i love your humor!
hugethickdick (2010-06-20 00:46:16)
DJFJWJFEFJFJEJFJEJFJEFJEJJFJFJJ
Nice Marketing (2010-06-19 20:43:34)
How many weeks can your book be on sale for "this week only"?
Zander (2010-06-19 13:25:52)
FIRST
Melissa (2010-06-19 12:30:39)
Hahaha that was hilarious. I love the part about the "Nickers" document, brilliant. xD
xxx (2010-06-19 08:21:40)
Wow, bunch of homophobic, intellectual and smart people here.
Chairman BP (2010-06-19 06:46:40)
Do you know how to cap a well?
Cock Sludge (2010-06-18 14:30:05)
Thanks Donkeybutter. I wouldn't mind licking the butter from your anal cavities. We should have unprotected intercourse.
Cock Sludge (2010-06-18 14:25:35)
Hi. I like to eat feces.
smegma (2010-06-18 14:17:56)
funny stuff, currently have chub. shitballs :D
first (2010-06-18 14:15:38)
first
PenisEater (2010-06-18 13:20:33)
You have no testes
lubbadub (2010-06-18 12:25:21)
It was unnecessary for Jessica to be so mean, Mike could have been a person with Aspergers who takes everything literally. In fact, had I not known this was a joke I might have thought that Mike had a mental disability.
TomV (2010-06-18 04:55:32)
How stupid am I? Not stupid enough to let an important document fly out the window...
HTT (2010-06-18 02:17:31)
actually, she is quite wrong. those bits of ephemera ARE, in fact, considered documents by information specialists.
fuckstick (2010-06-17 22:17:48)
you gotta be shiting me? all this time for this piece of garbage. damn son!
comment (2010-06-17 21:55:16)
I love all the comments that get cut off halfwa
ybd (2010-06-17 12:56:43)
banana hammock
spinblastr (2010-06-17 10:16:17)
This website is consistently funny, as was your book. But why do you even keep the comment page going if half of the posters are nothing but rude humorless retarded douche bags?
anonymous (2010-06-16 22:12:30)
My favorite of your last several posts. This one dialed back the absurdity to just this side of the shark tank. Well played.
mike (2010-06-16 16:37:01)
weak
Mike Hunt (2010-06-16 16:00:13)
FIRST!
Rick (2010-06-16 15:13:36)
Yeah, but she's right, none of those things are actually documents. Can't blame her for getting upset.
Weak (2010-06-16 14:10:48)
Wait almost 2 months for this shit?
XXX is gay (2010-06-16 05:32:07)
True.
Mele (2010-06-15 20:20:42)
Marry me!
Timmay (2010-06-15 17:21:39)
If this document was so important, why did it just so easily fly out the window?
@xxx (2010-06-15 13:29:14)
Don't u get the fact that u have 2 be a dumb ass to post something like that on craigs list? That's just asking for trouble. Ur intellect obviously isn't up to this site. Go else where.
Phil A. Scio (2010-06-15 12:47:52)
I'M STRAIGHT I SWEAR
zebra (2010-06-15 12:05:31)
I am also curious as to what the document was and am surprised you didn't press, but the direction you took was still funny. :)
Fred (2010-06-15 11:59:09)
Keep the laughs commin. eff all u ass-o fair weather fans. u dont like, stfu and go play WoW...fuktardz.
zebra (2010-06-15 11:56:34)
simple & sweet- I like it!
rev (2010-06-15 11:23:55)
weaker than most
Skum (2010-06-15 10:53:07)
Mediocre at best, but I am sure your next one will be back on point. Remember, body like a stone, mind like a meatloaf.
anonymous (2010-06-15 09:55:42)
damn this one kinda sucked...
xxx (2010-06-15 08:28:14)
You said 'act like an idiot and I will find you' Can you please tell me how is she behaving like an idiot for asking for a lost document? You have no code mate, you just try to piss of people which is why I hate you and your minions.
BL4CK CLOUD281 (2010-06-15 06:53:08)
That girl was such a bitch...
Aaron (2010-06-15 06:51:21)
You are good. But I am better. I challenge you to a duel!
Antonio (2010-06-15 06:50:25)
fucking hillarious i leaked some sperm laughing
@Adomin (2010-06-15 06:49:56)
u son of a cock sucking bitch
Adomin (2010-06-15 06:49:28)
not funny u suck now u cunt licker
Toot (2010-06-15 05:55:45)
FUCKING HILARIOUS. This guy rocks!
unknown (2010-06-14 22:40:56)
this is by far the funniest one out there.
Me (2010-06-14 22:25:54)
This is why niggers should be castrated.
Layla (2010-06-14 21:40:50)
I enjoy reading all of your emails Mr. Asshole. (Maybe Dr. is more appropriate). Thanks for making my day with every new addition. Perhaps we can look forward to a book signing in the near future?
BJ (2010-06-14 19:38:52)
the description of the candy wrapper as very fancy paper is hilarious
tokyojoe (2010-06-14 18:13:44)
lol! Both those roads are in Albany, NY, where I live- glad to see he's branching out in his quest to humiliate Craigslist dumbasses!
sammy (2010-06-14 17:00:37)
omg Keep em coming...
unknown (2010-06-14 15:28:36)
omg , lmfao rotf thats the most fucked up thing ive read today.
outpatient8 (2010-06-14 15:05:51)
I have prescribed my self a dose of this site every day before I punch in to work.
what a (2010-06-14 12:35:15)
twat.
Liz (2010-06-14 12:04:18)
HAA HA AHhhh!!! yeah, i love people like this. i dont know how many e-mails a semester i get from classmates asking for someone to send them notes from class without making any mention of what class they want them from. Granted their name is on the e-mail
Howie Feltersnatch (2010-06-14 11:49:57)
People griping about this are the lowest form of scum. This is some funny shiat right here, I tell you what. All you haters can die in a fire.
Patrick (2010-06-14 10:55:58)
This site used to be funny. Now it's just bleh. I don't even think they're real anymore, the writing style for the other "person" is always the same. Makes me a bit suspicious, but I don't really care anymore since it's not eve
Loves It (2010-06-14 08:47:50)
"would probably need that receipt to get some kind of tax deduction." LOL!!!
Jacky Maille (2010-06-14 02:43:11)
I was sitting on the can squeezing out a deuce when I came across this. Thank you for making my bowel movements pleasureable
Really? (2010-06-14 02:03:16)
--it's not funny enough. Love your work, Man, even if I'm not always pissing myself with every post. Fuck all of you fair weather fans.
Really? (2010-06-14 02:02:22)
I always read comments on sites like this, and I have to say that I agree with "Fan" and his/her comment on 6/11. Seriously, Dude, some of your fans are whiny ass bitches; they bitch and moan for an update, get one, and bitch and moan that it'
Alopiasmag (2010-06-13 23:52:39)
I've been LMAO reading all this stuff. . . where do you find these ads?
ely (2010-06-13 23:02:46)
LOL 'NONE OF THESE THINGS ARE DOCUMENTS'
Ali Dimayev (2010-06-13 22:25:55)
Very nice! Keep up the funny!
Aaron (2010-06-13 22:16:16)
She is such a bitch. Your go out to help her and she acts like such a cunt. Love it!
Craig (2010-06-13 22:04:59)
Fuck all the people who talk shit on here... you know how long it must take to get someone to actually hold an email string long enough to make a worthy post??? Good job Mike.
CCCC (2010-06-13 19:58:37)
"I swear to god"
RAWR OM NOM NOM (2010-06-13 18:21:59)
lol
Rixy420 (2010-06-13 15:25:23)
This has got to be the dumbest person so far. Total bitch too.
I (2010-06-13 15:11:42)
You are my hero.
schlomo (2010-06-13 12:49:55)
I think Jessica might be on the rag or constipated because she is being a first class bitch for no reason.
LoveThisSite! (2010-06-13 11:38:43)
I love how he explains his reasoning so that litter becomes a document in his wonderfully sick mind!!
DFAJS;DF (2010-06-13 09:33:46)
Everyone needs to stop hating. Mike is sexy, and he does an awesome job. Maybe if you cheap fuckers would donate, so he can buy himself some booze...He'd have more shit for you whiney assholes!
NayNay (2010-06-13 08:37:31)
As soon as I saw the word, "Schuykill," I knew this was going to be good. Damn, that Yuengling is some good beer!
CumOnYaFace (2010-06-13 08:04:13)
I found the email shallow and pedantic.
alan (2010-06-13 04:43:12)
I think your trying too hard
gluelovin (2010-06-13 04:42:26)
meh
Roberto (2010-06-13 01:19:44)
LOL at people threatening to "unbookmark" this website. Like they think anybody cares what they do. (Unwarranted self-importance)
doug e. fresh (2010-06-13 01:05:56)
hahahahahaah people are mad because they think you owe them something.
anonymous (2010-06-13 00:17:34)
Welcome back sir! Keep 'em coming!
SHANKSTER (2010-06-13 00:06:59)
Awesome! Awesome! Loved it. It was fucking hilarious!
Corinthos (2010-06-12 22:32:11)
Seems like started going downhill shortly before the book came out and even now keeps getting worse. I really hope its not because you are saving everything for your next book because if it doesn't get any better I won't even be giving it a gla
C (2010-06-12 22:23:20)
If you lose a document, why the hell would you put an ad on Craigslist to find it? It's obviously gone, and if I see some paper on the road, I don't stop, take it home, and monitor Craigslist to find its owner.
SATAN (2010-06-12 20:49:46)
well, im SATAN, BITCH
Jesus (2010-06-12 20:20:28)
I'm Jesus, bitches!
Luke (2010-06-12 19:42:32)
they're calling hm stupid? They lost a document on some random road without describing it
Disappointed fan (2010-06-12 19:33:05)
You fucking suck and i hope you die, you produce nothing but dross day in day out and this domain is the asshole of the internet.
chels (2010-06-12 19:21:36)
and agree w/ the robinator too
chels (2010-06-12 19:20:19)
i agree w/ parliament we wait all this time and get crap.. welp, last time i visit this site.
satan (2010-06-12 19:09:55)
ITS FUNNY BECAUSE THE LADY WAS LOOKING FOR AN IMPORTANT DOCUMENT WHEN ALL MIKE HAD TO OFFER WAS JUNK!!!!!!!!
cheesemybrainsout (2010-06-12 18:10:55)
nice one...it could have been better but gave me a good laugh :D
P. (2010-06-12 16:15:50)
Incredible, my friend and i can't stop cracking up. Incredible website. keep up the good work. and to the assholes who keep bitching.... if you don't like it, don't read it. fucking dorks.
@Penis (2010-06-12 16:13:12)
How about you study and get a better command of the english language instead of complaining on this site. WTF???!!!
heycomplainers (2010-06-12 16:10:54)
You are suffering from delusions of grandeur if you think he gives a flying fuck what you pathetic no life morons think. Find something to do other than complain. Losers.
Penis (2010-06-12 16:09:34)
I am so disapoint lol I am so disapoint why u make no better I want you to fun me you are my servant make some entertaiments for me I wasted my time to come this site and now I am disapoint and I can't but tell how much this suck wtf?
Yeah (2010-06-12 15:25:21)
Don't say the fans suck cause of a few buttholes that probably bitch in the comments section of every website they go to! I love this site what do people expect?
parliament (2010-06-12 13:51:52)
damn your writing has really taken a dive. weeks in between new content and this is it? shut it down or step it up.
J (2010-06-12 12:59:42)
Man you are funny!
BP Engineer (2010-06-12 11:45:52)
Great post. We all burst out laughing at the snickers reference. Coincidently we are toying with stopping the link by stuffing the hole with snicker wrappers.
yeaaaa (2010-06-12 10:36:08)
justin beibers comment made me laugh harder, but good job
DOE Fan (2010-06-12 10:27:27)
Laughed out loud, per usual. Loved the "fancy paper" that the "Nickers" document was on. Keep it up, you are my fav evil genius. P.S. The book was great. I'm ready for the sequel
Hugh Jorgan (2010-06-12 09:44:17)
Not your best effort but still amusing. Fuck the haters.
Justin Beiber (2010-06-12 09:21:27)
This made my vagina really wet.
Duh (2010-06-12 06:01:17)
...Why is she out of the kitchen again? The windows as Mike said before should be boarded, so they don't lose any attention. If she stayed in her rightful place, none of this would had happen.
Name (2010-06-12 04:02:09)
I love how that even when you're being a humorous douchebag, you actually make people learn a lesson sometimes.
this is tupid (2010-06-12 03:28:07)
likey our mkthoerj
POO POO (2010-06-12 02:35:15)
I HOPE THAT LADY GETS AIDS
Satan (2010-06-12 01:36:43)
It's funny because the person was looking for an important document when all mike had to offer was junk!!!!
Mojo Hojo (2010-06-12 01:27:07)
P.S.: Asshole!
Mojo Hojo (2010-06-12 01:25:04)
...an unpaid service which I do not feel obligated to get my money's worth from, I demand you bring it up to top notch to keep me coming back for more!
Mojo Hojo (2010-06-12 01:24:30)
Wow, just wow. I occasionally visit this site, and therefore feel my opinion means something significant. Your work (while existing on your site, whereas my work exists only in my septic tank) is not as good as I would like it to be- and as it is an unpai
beachbum (2010-06-12 01:24:22)
hahahaha what a laugh!
beachbum (2010-06-12 01:24:19)
hahahaha what a laugh!
Disappointed (2010-06-12 01:04:58)
Try again, Mike.
Neil (sm) (2010-06-12 00:30:07)
Well, I cracked up! I, for one, am grateful for the content here whenever it's updated. Almost always good for some laughs. Agreed with "Fan." It's amazing how much some people complain here. It's like they somehow feel they
David (2010-06-11 23:53:39)
You are awesome! keep 'em coming!
Gaby (2010-06-11 23:17:42)
ekh, those guys can't play in traffic, they're no winwood or clapton
EKH (2010-06-11 22:22:05)
omg, that was so funny! short, concise and to the point, loved it. to all the other fuckers that have nothing but negative replies, go play in traffic, i'd like to see you do better.
my ass (2010-06-11 21:49:00)
wow you could do waaaaay better this wasnt that good
bbbbb (2010-06-11 21:46:31)
he is totally ungrateful. lol at least you tried to help him.
pussy=good (2010-06-11 21:07:09)
Pretty good man, shocked you left it at that, I would have thought you would have had a comeback to "how stupid are you?" Thanks for the laughs though.
andromeda (2010-06-11 21:05:54)
Er... um... you should have at least tried to learn what the document is and keep her in suspense about what you have found. Dunno, this one was a bit flat.
Thumbs Up (2010-06-11 20:27:50)
Finally back to your magic again! Keep them coming.
jumbomunkey (2010-06-11 19:57:07)
HIIIIILARIOUS
love it! (2010-06-11 19:50:43)
that was probably my mcdonalds receipt ... Can i have it back?
Ken (2010-06-11 19:46:17)
AWSOME. It makes checking this site everyday worth it when a new one pops up.
not fans (2010-06-11 19:18:36)
i thought this was a good one!! you people that think this one sucks are the type of people that go to a baseball game looking for a no hitter everytime. not as good as the "disguised weapons" one, but still great! i was waiting for you to find
asmduty (2010-06-11 19:08:24)
I'm reading you from France and I love your "hobby" The poor girl don't seems to understand she is stupid... Thanks for publish those exchanges of messages
EGE (2010-06-11 18:57:52)
F**k those haters. This is insanely funny. And "FN": "She didn't deserve it"... Seriously? Her second answer concludes with "jackass". Without any provocation. She. Deserved. This.
FUCKME (2010-06-11 18:17:58)
*Get at me, 2488078065
FUCKME (2010-06-11 18:17:13)
Listen, i want you. You seem the the kind of guy who would pull my hair back, tell me me Sarah Jessica Parker was prettier than me, then stick it in my ass for the big finale while making some reference about your website. What more can a girl ask for? Ge
Yes Please! (2010-06-11 17:49:36)
I giggled a lil bit
zsasz (2010-06-11 17:45:29)
you should of carried on with this one, seen how far you could push her haha
Bored (2010-06-11 17:34:05)
@Fan, yeah, I agree. While this one is not as good as others, it's only one email that isn't as funny.
fiona (2010-06-11 17:32:27)
Love this! Keep it up and don't listen to those petty people that just talk shit.
Fan (2010-06-11 17:25:32)
Mike, I love your site, but you have the shittiest fans I have ever seen. They bitch and moan for more updates, and then when you do update, they bitch about that too. One post they dislike and they up and leave. Your fans suck. I love the update though.
BP own Obama (2010-06-11 17:05:24)
....errrr I think on this occasion the original ad without any response was funny/stupid enough in it's own right.
The Robinator (2010-06-11 17:04:43)
I check your site every day... and after a month, this is how I get rewarded?
rick (2010-06-11 17:03:54)
This is... totally awful. You managed to slightly aggrivate some lady without any real climax or great ruse anywhere. At least you gave us some good laughs in the beginning. Unbookmarked. It's probably time for you to let this die.
C2H5OH (2010-06-11 16:30:03)
It says "Nickers" on the front and has some kind of nutrition facts on the back. Lmao. Love it.
dave (2010-06-11 16:21:28)
wow you've really dropped off. Barring the next post which I assume will be next month I'll unbookmark this shit and just stop checking it.
Transvestite (2010-06-11 16:18:18)
Hey @dicklover and @vaginalover...all 3 should hang ;)
igor (2010-06-11 16:17:40)
I've been coming back to this website DAILY looking for an update. I needed this. thanks.
Scott (2010-06-11 15:37:01)
awesome.
Dude (2010-06-11 15:08:44)
Love it
aside (2010-06-11 14:56:49)
this is the best website I have ever read. I have read all of these in 2 days. please make a shit more so I have something to do at school.
jmw59 (2010-06-11 14:24:35)
Oh, I liked this one. Classic reverse neon dumbass mirror trick. Priceless.
Wyatt Nurple (2010-06-11 14:11:29)
I anxiously waited for almost a month and this is it? FAIL
b (2010-06-11 14:11:13)
this is probably the single worst post on the entire site. I can't believe you followed the baby one with this.
YES (2010-06-11 14:06:43)
wooottt the wait is over!!! but keep them coming!!! PLEASE
FN (2010-06-11 14:06:23)
oh, that poor lady didn't deserve that. bad post imo.
Lauren (2010-06-11 13:58:41)
Ahahahaha!!!!!
~~ (2010-06-11 13:54:50)
not as good as the others... but keep it up!
Hot Karl (2010-06-11 13:42:42)
this site owns
cheep (2010-06-11 13:32:29)
do you still have the mcdonalds receipt? I could use if for my taxes. please respond.
Cheese Me Once (2010-06-11 13:27:59)
Too cheap for the Double Cheeseburger? Not spending an extra 30 cents for zero added taste makes me cheap? Sounds like something an asshole would say.
Ja (2010-06-11 13:17:19)
Greatness.
Blah (2010-06-11 13:16:56)
Worst post ever
Nick (2010-06-11 13:14:17)
Not your best work...
tardy (2010-06-11 13:04:56)
hahahahaha
Sir Jack (2010-06-11 13:04:40)
That "e-mail" was not good quality. In fact, marginal would be the word I would use to describe it.
EricElvis (2010-06-11 13:03:00)
What a stupid posting - she deserved every bit, yo.
review rinse repeat (2010-06-11 12:59:23)
that is awesome
Yourfrndmichael (2010-06-11 12:47:01)
They just keep getting better and better.
fuck yyou (2010-06-11 12:42:18)
dickface
Me (2010-06-11 12:31:26)
Nice one :P
hutch (2010-06-11 12:27:15)
yeahhhhhhhhh
Dave (2010-06-11 12:24:07)
3rd comment lol this one was great
Philip (2010-06-11 12:23:11)
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
JB (2010-06-11 12:22:47)
I love you.

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