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The Plumber That Can't
Posted at: 2009-07-21 09:40:44
Original ad:
I NEED CASH! I am a handyman and can do all kinds of work. I do plumbing, dry wall, electric, general construction, and any other job you need done! Email or call
From Dan Gibson to *************@********.org
Hello,

Your handyman skills are needed. I have a problem I was hoping you would be able to help me with. Last night, when I was throwing up, I accidentally dropped my phone in the toilet and flushed it. It is a small phone, so I am pretty sure it made its way to my septic tank in the backyard. I need to get this phone back. It has an irreplaceable picture of my friend Tim hooking up with a fat chick, and I need this picture so I can taunt him with it for the rest of his life.

I will hire you to sift through my septic tank to find the phone. It is a 1250 gallon septic tank, and has not been drained in a while. On the plus side, I will let you keep anything you find that is not my phone. There is probably a ton of spare change that was accidentally flushed, and maybe some other treasures. The pay for this job could potentially be huge.

Please let me know when you can help. I am free all week. Just contact me via e-mail, because my phone obviously is in a world of shit (no pun intended)

Thanks,

Dan

From ivan ******* to Me

you must be out of your fucking mind.

From Dan Gibson to ivan *******

So is that a yes? Your handyman ad said that you did plumbing.

Dan

From ivan ******* to Me

yeah but did it say that i swim through tanks of fucking shit? no.

you couldnt pay me a thousand dollars to do that.

From Dan Gibson to ivan *******

Well I just thought that was implied with "I do plumbing." I didn't realize it meant that you didn't take jobs that you are too scared to do.

I just remembered, a while ago, my ex-wife's engagement ring was accidentally flushed when I was nailing her on the toilet. If you find it, it is yours. It is only a cubic zirconia (fooled her, ha ha!), but it is still probably worth about $50.

I also just flushed some air fresheners down the toilet, to freshen up the septic tank for you.

Are you going to help me now or what?

From ivan ******* to Me

Wow You sound like a real classy guy. you dont need a handyman what you need is a fucking septic tank expert with a death wish. fuck off.

From Dan Gibson to ivan *******

Nah, I think I just need a REAL handyman, not some pussy who says he does plumbing but then backs out when he finds out that the job is too hard. It isn't even a hard job, so I don't know what your problem is. Hell, my 10-year-old son could do this. In fact, he has done this before. I'd ask him to do it again but the ex took my kids and moved to Arizona.

Will you hurry up and do the job? The phone is still ringing when I call it from the house, but the battery life will not last that long. I think I can even hear it when I stand outside over my septic tank. Tell you what, while you are sifting through it, I'll flush down some soap to clean the tank a little bit.

From ivan ******* to Me
gee i wonder why your wife took your kids...FUCK OFF. you are a fucking retard!!
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" I need to get this phone back. It has an irreplaceable picture of my friend Tim hooking up with a fat chick, and I need this picture so I can taunt him with it for the rest of his life." FUN-NY!!!
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My phone is in a world of shit. (no pun intended) LOLOLOL
d (2011-09-01 18:29:49)
I also just flushed some air fresheners down the toilet, to freshen up the septic tank for you.
ellie (2011-08-12 22:52:55)
"and maybe some other treasures" lmfao!
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@CarlJr. (2011-07-11 17:25:39)
Because you would actually sift through a tank full of shit for a cubic zirconia? Just another example of the retardation of the average internet user.
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Just another example of the pussification of the american male.
WdfIsDisShit (2011-06-22 13:59:08)
Read heraimire's comment for mindfuck.
anonymous (2011-05-28 16:16:03)
"I also just flushed some air fresheners down the toilet, to freshen up the septic tank for you." OMG! OMG! WHAT THE FUCK! IM CRYING! XD
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@heraimire Online translator much?
LMAO (2011-05-23 03:04:37)
"I also just flushed some air fresheners down the toilet, to freshen up the septic tank for you." PMSL
matt (2011-05-19 21:18:31)
"fooled her" lol
Tommo (2011-05-17 19:12:14)
Love this. Also love how the handyman's first response is to curse the guy, not really very professional
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It's funny and I've noticed this in a lot of your posts. People, really unprofessional people, are posting ads looking for work and start right out with the cussing and disrespect. While I realize that you are fucking with them, wouldn't a rea
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Haha haha! Swim thru shit!
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"Hell, my 10-year-old son could do this. In fact, he has done this before. " LOLLL!!
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LMAO "the phone is still ringing when I call it from the house..."
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The Man (2010-12-03 13:00:43)
"A (2010-03-08 18:56:16) There is an ad on the side with an ass cleaner. HAHAHAHAHA. Do you get to pick what page the ads go Mike or did the company think this was the best page to put a toilette product?" No I am sure that he does not but the a
kibbles (2010-11-12 13:28:33)
well, i am a septic tank and i thought this was hiLARIOUS!
dissa (2010-11-04 01:31:30)
i didnt knoow shit could fuck
Shadzer (2010-08-01 14:57:41)
My phone is in a world of shit
gmd (2010-07-21 05:14:09)
"Nah, I think I just need a REAL handyman" ROFL
anonymous (2010-06-24 19:45:56)
I need this picture so I can taunt him with it for the rest of his life...HAHAHA CLASSIC
Luke (2010-06-24 06:42:53)
Erm... Dan Gibson is the name of my local weatherman
Superb (2010-05-29 12:49:58)
You just keep improving.
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@Casbah! it's kudos by the way. (bawhahaha grammar Nazi!!)
Name (2010-05-04 01:05:37)
I like when you badger guys about their manliness and call people liars. :)
Casbah! (2010-04-22 21:38:02)
oh and btw Mike, You are hilarious. koodos!
Casbah! (2010-04-22 21:37:34)
LOL people think this is fake? I always mess with people on craigs list. t'is great fun.
P (2010-03-29 12:16:06)
"yeah but did it say that i swim through tanks of fucking shit? no."
roflmao (2010-03-29 00:52:15)
I also just flushed some air fresheners down the toilet- my favorite part XD and septic tank expert with a deathwish
hbn (2010-03-20 12:21:42)
Why do people insist on trying to be the higher intellectual authority here and report these as fake? They're amusing, so just enjoy, you stuck-up idiots!
A (2010-03-08 18:56:16)
There is an ad on the side with an ass cleaner. HAHAHAHAHA. Do you get to pick what page the ads go Mike or did the company think this was the best page to put a toilette product?
Geoff Currey (2010-03-08 03:04:30)
I don't get it?
. (2010-03-02 03:57:23)
LOL
TriXy (2010-03-02 03:04:16)
accidentally flushed when I was nailing her on the toilet. If you find it, it is yours. It is only a cubic zirconia (fooled her, ha ha!),
seand (2010-02-17 16:50:06)
"what you need is a septic tank worker with a death wish"
Jose Perez (2010-01-26 07:12:40)
Fuck Arizona
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THAT'S THE FUCK IT! I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE! AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH :D MIKE YOU'RE AMAZING! " I need to get this phone back. It has an irreplaceable picture of my friend Tim hooking up with a fat chick, and I need this picture so I c
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Zepex (2010-01-07 09:47:29)
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pat (2010-01-05 21:10:36)
"I also just flushed some air fresheners down the toilet, to freshen up the septic tank for you." i threw a laughing fit at work with that line
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"and maybe some other treasures" HAHA I almost just died at that part.
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Huge Penis (2009-12-23 18:14:22)
Keep up the great work. Very comical.
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I ALSO DROPPED MY BUTT SO GET THAT TOO.
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amazing !
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Haha, cubic zirconia FOOLED HER
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Haha you can keep any treasures
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Meg (2009-10-05 22:29:43)
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britna (2009-10-02 16:37:56)
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I can NOT stop laughing over here....
giallopudding (2009-09-13 16:25:14)
Dude, you are as funny as any writer for the Onion or Lampoon. Seriously, leave now for NYC and start your destiny...
teacher dude (2009-09-13 10:57:31)
Being a teacher, I know that helping people realize what idiots they are in the most polite way (parents, not students) is an art form. People do react in the most assenine way to criticism or advice. That's how I know these emails cannot be made up.
teacher dude (2009-09-13 10:57:02)
Being a teacher, I know that helping people realize what idiots they are in the most polite way (parents, not students) is an art form. People do react in the most assenine way to criticism or advice. That's how I know these emails cannot be made up.
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The best part of this one is that you aren't being mean at all - the handyman was the rude one.
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for those thinking this isn't real, take a close look at the grammar structure of the person writing these, and at the various people replying. The person writing them has perfect spelling and grammar, even when he's being stereotypically black (
Alex (2009-08-21 15:06:07)
"yeah but did it say that i swim through tanks of fucking shit?" - LOL
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I ment laughing :)
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lol (2009-08-07 17:28:35)
loool
lil buddy (2009-08-07 13:38:03)
i take that back duncan, im a loner a sad excuse for a person, i cut myself everynight right after i shove my moms dildo in my tight ass
Lil Buddy (2009-08-07 12:20:22)
Duncan you should use your mouth as a toilet and then make out with your sister. HOT
Bob Vila (2009-08-05 19:08:41)
That's the incorrect way to find lost articles in a septic tank.
sci (2009-08-05 17:11:32)
"I also just flushed some air fresheners down the toilet, to freshen up the septic tank for you." ROFLMFAO
Duncan (2009-08-01 22:38:34)
ill lick your penis tonight and pay you
captain obvious (2009-08-01 22:14:13)
oh my god i'm still laughing my ass off!
Some fucking asshole (2009-08-01 20:13:39)
Dude... I laughed so hard that I went cross eyed and punched Duncan's sister in the dick!
Duncan's ASS Pussy (2009-08-01 20:10:01)
FEEEEEEED MEEEEEEEEEeeeeeee
Tim Duncan (2009-08-01 18:07:28)
Duncan is like a tick on my taint. Stuck somewhere between an asshole a dick.
anonymous (2009-07-31 18:59:11)
so funny
f m l (2009-07-31 17:48:52)
YDI for having a bf
J (2009-07-31 15:21:12)
That one was brilliant on so many levels.
josh (2009-07-29 22:28:33)
this was friggin' hysterical! OH MY GOD! AHAHA
Lolly Roflol (2009-07-29 20:15:58)
Are you taking the piss out of my name?
nsw (2009-07-29 18:53:25)
I laughed so hard I had tears running down my cheeks...and I really needed a good laugh. Thanks!
duncan's ex-lawyer (2009-07-29 06:18:56)
but if you aren't... well, that's really fucking sad buddy. And that's my 2 fucking cents of legal advice.
duncan's ex-lawyer (2009-07-29 06:18:24)
be willing to allow the possibility of this occurring. Truth is, you need to grow up, grow a pair of balls, and get a real life if something like this gets you this upset. I'm sure everyone assumes you're like 15, but if you aren't... well, th
duncan's ex-lawyer (2009-07-29 06:17:49)
when such defamation of character is of the spoken word. I understand it is upsetting to find that someone is teasing you by posing as you in a public forum, but in such an informal genre to which you have no need to even officially register, you have to
duncan's ex-lawyer (2009-07-29 06:16:50)
Sorry Duncan, but you have no legal rights in this particular case. For starters, your full name is not being used and no information linking to who you actually are in real life is available. Secondly, libel is in print such as in a newspaper, slander is
label (2009-07-29 00:37:44)
No, i definitely mean slunder
OBAMA (2009-07-28 22:00:48)
I think i might have taken a dump in that toilet too. Good memories!
duncan (2009-07-28 15:40:33)
i'm gay
duncan (2009-07-28 14:16:28)
how is it that people manage to get the prankster and the victim the wrong way round? And then make a comment about how it was taken too far and 'you shouldn't have done that, hes just a boy' personally id have slurped up every last drop of
Not.Duncan (2009-07-28 03:55:31)
WTF dude? Fucking with people for fun is one thing but causing problems in their marriage is going overboard. Not cool.
lol (2009-07-28 01:56:31)
thats pretty good lol
Stephanie (2009-07-27 17:45:50)
this is hysterical!!! I am gonna check out your top ten and link you to my blog. I am obsessed with all things stupid!!!! I am still laughing!!!
duncan (2009-07-26 18:02:00)
its funny because he's trying to get a septic tank guy to fix his septic tank but the guy is not septic tank guy - he's a handyman.
Wectal Wegion (2009-07-26 17:14:09)
I think you were a little hard on this fella. A little gentle coercion may have had this "handyman" and HIS 10 year old son knee deep in your feces.
Ivan da Plumber (2009-07-25 22:10:33)
lols
tom landers (2009-07-24 08:01:54)
Sorry guys what I meant by pushed around was sodomized by a gang of several white men.
anonymous (2009-07-24 03:24:11)
I pooed twice today
aaron (2009-07-24 00:12:25)
"fooled her, ha ha." You are hilarious. This 'handyman' should have appreciated that.
tom landers (2009-07-23 23:17:29)
"anonymous (2009-07-23 22:04:08) fucking niggas? YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT, IF I EVER SEE YOU IN THE HOOD, IMA CUT YOU UP, DICK BY DICK!!!!!!! I'VE BEEN PUSheD AROUND THE FUCKING WHITE PEOPLE ALL MY LIFE, NEXT TIME I SEE A fucKING WHITE MOTHERFUCK
tom landers (2009-07-23 23:17:01)
"anonymous (2009-07-23 22:04:08) fucking niggas? YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT, IF I EVER SEE YOU IN THE HOOD, IMA CUT YOU UP, DICK BY DICK!!!!!!! I'VE BEEN PUSheD AROUND THE FUCKING WHITE PEOPLE ALL MY LIFE, NEXT TIME I SEE A fucKING WHITE MOTHERFUCK
HAHA (2009-07-23 21:50:47)
So is that a yes? LMAO
sarah (2009-07-23 21:49:47)
this the best fucking site
lala (2009-07-23 21:47:51)
one of my favorite emails!
DRBsbro (2009-07-23 21:47:05)
your site is funny as shit man.. keep em coming
lauren (2009-07-23 21:45:41)
omg this is the best site EVER
Jake (2009-07-23 21:43:50)
LMAO thats fukin funny dude
lollll (2009-07-23 18:27:29)
dude ur fucking hilarious lmaoooooooooo
ramon juarez (2009-07-23 15:18:30)
ese ill do any job. as long i get paid. sii? i need cash for the familia back in tijuana. ill find the ring and give it to my wife.
Brendan (2009-07-23 13:39:14)
I literally can't wait for the drywall
anonymous (2009-07-23 13:11:36)
This site is great! I wonder if he would let us submit ours.
icanbreakwebsites (2009-07-23 11:20:27)
and I can ban you from commenting. enjoy being redirected to gay porn.
Endoplasmic (2009-07-23 11:11:50)
Can we get an RSS up in here? I want to subscribe to this gold.
ihavenoname (2009-07-23 11:11:32)
keep an eye on the google ads on the left. :)
lolololol (2009-07-23 10:21:24)
i lold
anonymous (2009-07-23 06:08:26)
hahahaha,,,,,ROFL...
comelover (2009-07-23 04:49:07)
"my phone is in a world of shit", lmfao amazing i cant believe that fucktard responded
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Jaw_Breaker (2009-07-22 19:40:09)
FUCKING!!! hilarious.. to the people that think this is fake...Fuck you! fags can't you just laugh and stay the fuck quiet..lol other than that funny website :)
sorgi smels like poo (2009-07-22 19:29:34)
Duncan is the biggest bro hater to ever walk the face of the earth.
akkat (2009-07-22 19:18:02)
Wow you guys. Even if it is fake its still hilarious. So what? Peddle you nay sayin elsewhere
anonymous (2009-07-22 18:59:06)
Dan Gibson Parabolic Microphone
FAKEEE (2009-07-22 17:38:31)
Well, I've sadly come to the conclusion that most of these stories are fake. The responses are so similar and 90% of the time they say "Fuck Off." However, I still find them funny, but a little less now. :(
shitstainmama (2009-07-22 17:35:50)
Maybe duncan can go into the tank and Eat the shit!
bianca (2009-07-22 16:55:42)
i absolutely LOVE this site! please keep posting more!
akkat (2009-07-22 16:53:33)
What's wrong with this guy. Who wouldn't jump at a chance to go wallowing through shit. I mean, come on! He can keep everything he finds!!! What a dink!
akkat (2009-07-22 16:53:13)
What's wrong with this guy. Who wouldn't jump at a chance to go wallowing through shit. I mean, come on! He can keep everything he finds!!! What a dink!
TMon (2009-07-22 16:50:42)
You are hilarious! Keep it up!
Ann (2009-07-22 15:46:26)
I now have this website in a list of ones that I check everyday.
Mitch (2009-07-22 15:36:20)
Another gem....keep them up, PLEASE. This is hilarious.
anonymous (2009-07-22 15:06:50)
I even flushed some air fresherners down the toliet to freshen up the tank for you. Are you going to help me now or not? LMFAO
tits mcgee (2009-07-22 13:34:43)
i would totally bang the asshole who writes these!!!
missingpost (2009-07-22 12:56:13)
Dream Vacation http://www.dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=54
dumb ass (2009-07-22 11:31:31)
WTF is a shark jump?
Das (2009-07-22 11:30:09)
Shark jump.
M (2009-07-22 10:51:12)
This guy is so good for the community!!! :D:D:D:D:D!!
d (2009-07-22 10:50:52)
I like pizza
NB (2009-07-22 10:31:31)
What happened to the previous Post about the "House for rent" or whatever? Looks like it got deleted, it was hilarious.
Jordivision (2009-07-22 10:21:27)
Pretty much the same formula you've used like 5 other times. Ive followed this site since almost its inception, when it was really funny. Quality Deterioration alert!!
hey (2009-07-22 09:51:03)
hey
fffff... (2009-07-22 09:25:30)
..fuck yeah!!
do the (2009-07-22 09:14:46)
comments work again?!
KONGKLAS (2009-07-21 11:00:23)
Hahaha! Genious
Scott is my Bitch (2009-07-21 11:00:01)
Quit sucking the funny out of the room you little twat.
Duck Feet (2009-07-21 10:58:20)
Does anyone know if there might be a specialist that would shift through the septic tank to get back something. I received the same reaction
Frank (2009-07-21 10:57:12)
"Just contact me via e-mail, because my phone obviously is in a world of shit (no pun intended)" CLASSIC!!!!
Igor (2009-07-21 10:51:12)
Duncan failed at being first. anyways, good post.
MM (2009-07-21 10:37:16)
yeah but did it say that i swim through tanks of fucking shit? Haha!
scott (2009-07-21 10:36:36)
this is fake.
Turtlemana (2009-07-21 10:32:58)
"So is that a yes?" Classic.
Farside (2009-07-21 10:22:36)
A lot better than the dream vacation.
rijst (2009-07-21 10:21:56)
Must.. keep... breathing.. can.. not... stop laughing
anonymous (2009-07-21 10:17:24)
MEH. It's less funny when the other person is clearly a douche bag
tini11 (2009-07-21 10:13:58)
Oh How I love your crude, crude mind
Jguy (2009-07-21 10:10:05)
hahaha. Classic.
Laurizzle (2009-07-21 10:09:50)
Love your site!
bk (2009-07-21 09:56:24)
wow. this is my new favorite

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