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Hybrids Suck
Posted at: 2009-06-23 09:18:12
Original ad:
if anyone wants a ride from baltimore to nyc tomorow let me know! i am driving up there sometime tomorow afternoon and would be glad to help someone out if they want to throw up some money for gas. i drive a hybrid, so i wont need much!
From Mike Partlow to *************@*********.org

Hello,

I do need a ride to New York tomorrow. That would be great. My only concern is the fact that you drive a hybrid car. I don't want to give people the idea that I care about the environment. Do you have another, more manly car that we could ride up in? I really don't want to be seen in a hybrid. I'll gladly compensate you for gas.

Mike

From christine ********* to Me

no all i have is my hybrid. what is the big deal, who cares what people think? u should be glad to help the enviroment!

From Mike Partlow to christine **********

I'm sorry Christine but it isn't the 60's anymore. People aren't a bunch of earth-saving hippies that run around and hug trees anymore. Does your car have tinted windows? I really don't want to be seen riding in that bitch-mobile. My only request is that you stop by a lake somewhere so I can dump a can of motor oil in it, to make up for all of the earth that your car will be saving. Don't worry, I'll pay for the motor oil.

Mike

From christine ********* to Me

wtf is wrong with u! im not giving u a ride ur a jerk!!!

From Mike Partlow to christine **********

Well I am sorry you won't have the privilege of riding with me. Fortunately for me, I found a better, more badass ride to NYC. I'll be sure to wave at your crappy little hybrid as we pass you in our F-350, spraying cans of aerosol out the window and throwing empty six-pack holders into the sea.

Mike
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Cory Poptart (2013-11-05 23:39:36)
I don't drive a full size pick-up because I don't want to give people the idea that I have a small penis and feel the need to compensate for said small penis.
Rod (2013-10-04 18:50:12)
You are the man!
me (2013-09-09 11:31:38)
!!!YES-> "I suddenly have a strong desire to dump a can of motor oil in an innocent lake."
dr137c (2013-06-08 17:55:41)
@AnonBelowLovesAngus He said NEGATIVE (-) 10/10 dumbass
Tadashi (2013-05-26 02:17:31)
Sad thing is, there are people who care this much about what other people think of them.
nfjnj (2013-05-05 06:28:45)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
fili (2013-03-15 15:54:57)
'bitch-mobile' lol i lost it there
AnonBelowLovesAngus (2013-02-26 21:38:23)
How was that a 10/10 you phucking phaggot 0/10, horrible troll
Anonymous (2013-02-13 03:12:49)
@califurniAgurl Troll detected. -10/10
Anonymous (2013-02-13 03:12:13)
I suddenly have a strong desire to dump a can of motor oil in an innocent lake.
califurniAgurl (2013-02-10 12:33:44)
This site sux not funny n all. yu guyz thinks it funny to maek fun of tree? How u think thdy feel? I report this site
Fuck hybrids! (2012-12-11 07:35:50)
Great conversation - hybrids suck big time and people should know it. If you want to save the environment, buy a small petrol car. If you have a brain - don't buy a small car - get the biggest car out there!
almost died (2012-10-28 01:36:54)
"bitch-mobile"
clifornia gurl :3 (2012-10-15 11:26:29)
Thats sooo ignrantt!!!1 teh envrioment all we has! If we dnt taek care it died! And fyi hybrid are the bestest cars put weyyyy more better than ferrari
Matt from Brooklyn (2012-07-02 09:44:02)
Haha mike strikes again
Steve (2012-05-31 05:59:10)
Lol you're a fucking asshole but you're also fucking funny
@the other guys (2012-05-17 22:36:23)
@ other guys "didn't know tampons came on wheels"
The Other Guys (2012-05-08 12:45:45)
"Vagina on Wheels". Funny line from a funny movie. I drive 2011 F-150. Fuel is costly, but I feel safe. I drove a friend's hybrid and I thought I was going to die.
@bigcock (2012-05-08 12:43:19)
hey big cock, that was pretty darn random, don't ya think? Do you approach random people in the grocery store with that line? I've love to see the reactions and resulting situations!
8^P (2012-05-03 15:22:06)
"People aren't a bunch of earth-saving hippies that run around and hug trees anymore."...lmao, no we aren't
illogical boy (2011-12-11 23:11:21)
@Johnny Eyeball Do you even know what a meme is? Obviously not, jackass.
anonymous (2011-12-04 03:15:53)
xinaji just GTFO (Get the fuck out) old man. Too fucking dense to use urban dictionary and you're too fucking old to use the internet. Get your grandson or daughter to help you out.
Papi M (2011-11-29 04:51:03)
"I really don't want to be seen riding in that bitch-mobile" LOL
anonymous (2011-10-26 17:38:06)
FTW means "for the win"...
Xinaji (2011-10-20 15:10:25)
I agree with badass. FTW is a stupid acronym. Spell it out! FUCK THE WORLD! I want my views on the matter to be crystal clear!
Johnny Eyeball (2011-10-19 11:45:41)
@Lord Memes are for fucking faggots and basement dwelling cunts who think 4chan is funny. Utter failure.
Jake (2011-10-18 18:05:45)
When I read the part about him spraying aerosol cans out the window and throwing six pack holders into the ocean I freakin fell off my chair this is my faorite one yet LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
big cock (2011-09-15 17:40:32)
i wanna suck your dick
@carrot (2011-08-08 13:46:31)
ITS OVER 9000!!!!!
@Ricky Potts (2011-07-26 00:19:01)
dude if u want to save money on gas get your self a motorcycle
i'm not anti-earth (2011-07-20 02:08:01)
but this was so funny
Ricky Potts (2011-07-08 09:16:55)
Well at least he is going to pay for the motor oil! I have to say, that's pretty funny... I drive a Smart car, but not to save the environment... to save money on gas! I won't be seen hugging any trees. Thanks for making my morning with that.
to jet62095 (2011-07-02 01:17:11)
sorry to hear abut your tiny dick.
no imp (2011-05-25 11:00:22)
'my only request is that you stop by a lake somewhere' hehehe, btw holland=ok
Stephan (2011-05-25 10:17:10)
Actually, Flemish is a form of Dutch. The most embarrasing fact is that the Belgians always win from the Dutch in contest about the dutch language. Like spelling bees and that crap. The name Holland is wrong, thats just the two provinces on the west side
jet62095 (2011-05-18 12:21:42)
2000 Chevrolet 2500 6.0L, 15mpg highway. I'm pretty sure I can fit a prius in the bed. 300hp... feel like I'd email a person and do the same exact thing.
jet62095 (2011-05-18 12:21:42)
2000 Chevrolet 2500 6.0L, 15mpg highway. I'm pretty sure I can fit a prius in the bed. 300hp... feel like I'd email a person and do the same exact thing.
didyourmomlastnight (2011-05-05 08:07:43)
I used to drive a 91 suburban, with a 454 and towing package....It got 10 miles to the gallon, and it didn't care what you towed...always 10 mpg. I miss that truck....PS. I am an American...hahaha
carrot (2011-04-22 15:36:15)
@ptlltp Dutch and Belgium go together as well ya know. Actually Dutch is a dialect of Flemish which is spoken in Belgium. The number of Dutchspeaking Belgians (Flemish people) farly outweights the French speaking community and even exceeds 9000..
Lord (2011-04-01 22:00:49)
@badass McFagface FTW is a meme that's been here a lot longer than you. It has to live with you and you aren't going to make it go away. It barely has to tolerate you. Classic memes FTW. Spout them FOR GREAT JUSTICE
christine (2011-03-29 08:54:42)
jerkoff
foopoo (2011-03-20 01:48:58)
@Ptlltp u just got trolled by cleetus
anonymous (2011-02-12 19:03:14)
That's my boy! Given' me the moans! Yeah!
Ptlltp (2011-02-09 18:53:52)
@Cleetus Hahahaha Danish and Denmark go together. Dutch and holland/ Netherlands go together hahaha. Get yo facts straight
josh towers (2011-02-01 18:30:01)
"and throwing empty six-pack holders into the sea"
Cleetus (2011-01-23 08:25:57)
Sarah, Yes Walmart do give out free caps. My wife got hers there during the Birth control program. It's from Denmark i think cuz its Dutch.
Sarah (2011-01-22 22:35:12)
Uhu is clearly a fool. Everyone knows that Walmart doesn't give out free caps.
anonymous (2010-12-26 07:26:07)
DICKBAG COMMENTS FTW
badass (2010-12-23 09:48:21)
t would make the internet a happier place to surf and an easier place to read! :)
badass (2010-12-23 09:47:41)
look guy, please stop using the abbreviation FTW. It doesn't make any sense. Seriously you are saying either AMERICA F*CK THE WORLD or AMERICA FOR THE WIN. i'm just saying it's bs and rather useless then usefull. I hope you follow my advice. I
anonymous (2010-12-13 17:01:37)
AMERICA FTW!!!!!!!!
anonymous (2010-12-10 11:49:25)
id drive a tricked out dodge durango
NSD (2010-12-07 00:18:55)
I want a hybrid just so I can save money. I don't give a shit about the environment.
Person 2 (2010-11-29 20:03:10)
Mine was for a Lexus. WIN~!
Person o.O (2010-09-16 17:11:34)
The ad under this was for a Prius. I lol'd
Darkema (2010-09-13 22:46:15)
i hug trees cuase they dont hit me like other people
JuliusGreaser (2010-09-08 07:35:06)
@Uhu You have clearly never been to America. Don't get me started on those Europeans who think driving tiny ass fucking rice burner Volkswagens is cool.
Me (2010-08-31 00:32:40)
ROFLMAO......FFFUUUUCCCKKKKK....ROFLMAO This shit is really priceless! lol
DingusPringus (2010-08-30 01:40:23)
@anonymous Why don't you die instead? We have the right to hate as many tree-hugging hippy faggots as we want, earth-boy!
Uhu (2010-08-23 16:23:17)
Great until the part about the F350. You have clearly never been to Europe. Americans --yes Americans, the ones with the sport shoes, dated jeans and free Wallmart caps-- think it's cool to drive a pick-up. Nu-uhu.
skilletrox (2010-08-15 16:18:00)
dude thats pure genius
anonymous (2010-07-29 00:51:40)
Good stuff, good stuff on a side note the people who comment saying how they hate hybrids and tree huggers need to die
Anthony (2010-07-23 17:54:26)
It's simply a piece of art!
anonymous (2010-07-21 19:10:00)
Bitch Mobile. LMFAO!!!
priceless (2010-07-18 11:48:58)
this is fucking good...but hopefully she doesn't give up on saving the environment, ROFL
Fuck (2010-07-13 20:02:15)
Fuck
S Jag (2010-07-12 22:34:02)
Truly a man after my own hart.
Josh (2010-07-09 09:04:04)
fuckin damn owsum.....more like epic...='D
Janelle (2010-07-02 07:21:48)
Jesus fucking christ you are my idol, keep up the good work you're HILARIOUS.
shit (2010-06-18 21:32:23)
shittttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt this shit is epic
Jon C. (2010-06-18 06:38:53)
This one is my favorite. You had me dieing at "bitch-mobile".
h8 (2010-06-16 14:33:31)
I got your hockey stick right here, hybrid hippie whore. She's probably a vegan, too. That way she can feel like she's better than you for faking like she gives a shit about "the environment" and "the animals."
josh (2010-06-11 01:42:02)
i was at the river when i saw six pack holder and i just started laughing all over again
josh (2010-06-11 01:38:53)
i was at the river when i saw six pack holder and i just started laughing all over again
Brittney (2010-06-06 08:48:54)
@OH-IO Indiana is not a waste land...and at least we know how to drive here
OH-IO (2010-06-02 20:26:51)
Indiana IS a wasteland.
bapplegate33 (2010-05-31 18:09:20)
The ironic thing is that a roughly 30 mile radius around the Prius factory in Indiana is a wasteland because of the "Environmentally friendly" hybrid battery production.
Pirate (2010-05-29 02:32:16)
Haha that was awesome, and 350s are more economical than a prius to!
Tansy (2010-05-19 19:30:10)
I love that he will pay for the motor oil!
Vinnie (2010-05-15 19:54:00)
hahah that was nicely said. Take your hybrid cars and stick them right up your fucking ass YOU fucking hippie faggots! guess what my 64' chevelle with a 396 has no cats and eats though fuel and i don't give a shit! "Well my seats are made from
sode (2010-05-08 16:38:32)
ROFLMAO
matt (2010-05-05 22:04:19)
this is the shit
dayum (2010-05-03 08:44:53)
i love this !! LMFAO!
anonymous (2010-04-27 08:11:36)
Wow there was a streak of funny quotes there! Good job, as always!
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@iTsChristyBxtch/. Shut the hell up. It's people like you that make Americans look dumb. If you can't take an offensive comment or two, get off this website.
Roscoe (2010-03-12 15:20:02)
All you self proclaimed enviromentalists that have reprocuced are doing way more harm to the planet than any car that burns dino juice.
Steve (2010-03-05 13:34:11)
*heard, obviously. Blah.
Steve (2010-03-05 13:32:46)
Chrissy, do you really think that: "ooo an guesss wat...u guys r haters!!!!!" is an insult? I've hear better insults from a bologna sandwich. I can't help that I live here, so please, stop being so damn stupid. Thanks.
Steve (2010-03-05 13:31:34)
Attention Americans: Stop. It sucks to live in a country where everyone types with the grammar of a 6 year old. Also, learn some insults. I hate living in a country stereotyped by stupidity when only the stupid ones try and "act tough". Chri
action (2010-03-04 19:48:43)
I'm not sure which is funnier, the emails or these stupid fucking comments.
America American (2010-02-24 22:04:08)
i hate america +1
dumb ass american (2010-02-22 10:20:36)
everyone hates americans anyway.... and noone helps you
choadie (2010-02-19 17:34:44)
then I jizzed in my pants!!!
MRguyandhis2 (2010-02-13 21:58:28)
My only request is that you stop by a lake somewhere so I can dump a can of motor oil in it, to make up for all of the earth that your car will be saving. Don't worry, I'll pay for the motor oil.<------i laughed so hard my back started to hurt
mrsmartyshitpants (2010-02-11 18:51:52)
Actually, the carbon footprint of a Prius is pretty comparable to that of an F350, especially if the latter is a diesel. Mining Lithium is very dirty business. This is fucking awesome though.
jsyo (2010-02-10 07:05:43)
i must say, this stuff is epic
Joey Stacks (2010-01-23 15:46:07)
damn right Matt
matt (2010-01-18 18:25:00)
iTsChristyBxtch, you are the one making America look bad. The world makes fun of the U.S. because of morons like you who can't spell to save their life. Do us all a favor and go read a book.
iTsChristyBxtch (2010-01-17 18:21:39)
you ppl whose tlking bad bout American r making yurself an your country look bad..ooo an guesss wat...u guys r haters!!!!!
Dave (2010-01-08 17:30:46)
Irish American you're a fag you make americans look like ass holes
rob (2010-01-08 17:29:07)
whats up with the anti-American comment there's stupid people all over the world get over it.
Wong Fu (2010-01-07 16:25:53)
@WTF is Wong w/ Fu: I jumped of my friend when he was high and he just got mad. What do you mean?
pat (2010-01-05 21:28:00)
"Don't worry, I'll pay for the motor oil." AHAHahahahahah
Irish American (2009-12-28 04:23:51)
Fuck you non american cock-smoking bitches. Eat your frogs Frenchie.
anonymous (2009-12-22 10:16:35)
These emails are undoubtedly the funniest thing ive read in a long time. I am however adamant that all of you stupid little americans have ruined them with your ridiculous comments. Why not get back to playing your XBox's.. You losers.
anonymous (2009-12-20 09:51:52)
Trolled
Austin (2009-12-16 21:58:28)
Or perhaps Wong Fu just set YOU up?
DupPostMyBad (2009-12-08 17:30:06)
Can I suggest somewhere close to you, like the Great wall of China? Also I am pretty sure everyone broke your coded words, and adding symbols doesn't make them less bad
WTF is Wong w/ Fu (2009-12-08 17:25:48)
Wong Fu.. Wong Fu... Seriously lol - I thought my autistic brother was a complete retard but even he knew this was a setup lol... I believe is prob about time u go jump off something high and just end your misery.. Can I suggest somewhere close to you, li
Not Wong Fu (2009-12-08 14:38:27)
Does anyone else find it hilarious that Wong Fu thought this was serious? Does anyone else thing its even funnier that he's talking about making the world a better place for future generations while simultaneously using derogatory language against hom
Bill (2009-12-07 00:34:45)
Wong Fu, you are an idiot. This is a JOKE.
Shel (2009-12-05 22:36:46)
i gotta admit, this one made me laugh. I like them all but this one had me burst out at the last part.
Wong Fu (2009-12-04 16:24:19)
Mike! Your such a big fag? Do you not care about the world your kids will grow up in? seriously, you have sum 1ssu3s. h03 a$$ n!994
tearsoflaughter (2009-11-29 22:23:56)
Bitch-mobile HAHAHAA
Rachel (2009-11-29 13:27:03)
The ending made me cry ... tears streaming down my face!!! ROFL
ryan (2009-11-27 22:07:25)
amazing, one of my favorites. people need to relax and have a god damned sense of humor, its a fucking joke you invalid, mongoloid, blow hard know nothing faggots.
cattybear (2009-11-25 13:52:58)
speaking of which y'all need to Google 'climategate'. The whole effin thing is a scam just as I suspected.
whocares (2009-11-24 23:27:56)
ok people shut up with the hybrid fight ok no one cares oh and same goes with the is it fake fight it is all funny and no one cares
anonymous (2009-11-19 22:21:59)
how about I throw your depleted hybrid batteries in the lake and ask then how mother earth is feelin
julie (2009-11-18 06:03:20)
Lol I laughed so hard when I read the part about this 6pack holders
anon. (2009-11-08 21:38:14)
how is this not top-rated??
George (2009-11-08 03:19:55)
To a baby seals skull. The hybrid is a ploy to get people to buy into "green" it's useless. Go ahead and ride around with al gores fist up your tailpipe
George (2009-11-08 03:16:23)
Ohhh young&restless I feel sorry for you buying into the hybrid gimmick. The truth is, they don't save the environent, far from it. In the process of creating the automobile and supplying the fuel your hybrid does as much "damage" as a club t
lulz (2009-11-05 23:13:02)
bitch-mobile!! hahahaahahahaaaa. and also lots of lawls at Snarfblatt's comment.
anonymous (2009-11-05 04:33:04)
Young & Restless - You are a fucking pussy!
clearly! (2009-10-30 23:07:19)
Any time you want to support a point, just prefix it with "clearly". People who disagree with you will no longer argue because, clearly, you are a fucking moron.
young&restless (2009-10-30 10:58:52)
wtf is wrong with having a hybrid u pussies, clearly the earth is completely getting fucked up from global warming,and if u think that hybrids and t all that sort of stuff is a waist of time then ur just an uneducated douche bag
D (2009-10-29 16:04:35)
I always find it funny when people say they are saving the environment. Gullible morons.
HATE HYBRIDS (2009-10-29 15:59:21)
Liberal hippies go FUCK yourselves
MBII (2009-10-29 15:22:37)
haha fucking hilarious. i love it. and i hate hybrids and treehuggers.
Killcharacter (2009-10-28 23:58:13)
The only thing funnier than this post is Snarfblatt's comment and the fact that nobody realized it was a joke.
Oh, Come on. (2009-10-28 22:45:16)
What does a six pack holder in FORMULA have to do with a JOKE about tossing them into the sea? Get over it, it's not as if he's actually going to/has done any of this.
anonymous (2009-10-28 22:43:56)
Snarfblatt... Shut the fuck up homo.
Snarfblatt (2009-10-26 17:00:47)
this is not funny. my sister drowned from a six pack holder somebody carelessly tossed into her formula.
Rminduh (2009-10-22 02:00:22)
We should charge people take this stuff seriously
Beth (2009-10-19 00:36:19)
Wtf? Why are you people trying to steal my identity?
Shawn (2009-10-13 13:04:42)
"Don't worry I'll pay for the motor oil". Genius.
emma! (2009-10-13 00:05:46)
didn't mean for that to send a squillion times, my appologies.
emma! (2009-10-13 00:02:31)
My only request is that you stop by a lake somewhere so I can dump a can of motor oil in it" BAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH i'm a massive earth saver type of person but this makes me laugh so hard
anonymous (2009-10-11 17:25:06)
@figmentor the car you drive is clearly very low on the list of your problems.
Irraseleden (2009-10-04 23:13:29)
Hello Depressing klooper regardless of my english jer, buti danged complying re counter .
anonymous (2009-10-04 21:03:48)
THEN WHO WAS GIRL ?
unknown fan (2009-10-04 19:37:33)
LOL!!!! "bitch-mobile" that was good
Generous Fan (2009-10-03 18:33:30)
Please do lots more of these. If you do I'll send you a big donation in two weeks.
Jeep ZJ 5.9 (2009-09-30 17:01:27)
is the only decent ride to show the finger to hybrids...
TromInveneare (2009-09-29 11:20:05)
Hello! Sorry klooper in place of my english jer, buti plumb nice re say gJ$)Kd!!!.
Six-pack drinker (2009-09-25 16:24:41)
Throwing sixpack holders into the sea hahahahaha
Caroline (2009-09-25 10:56:58)
LMAO Duncan, you are too much...
Nizzle (2009-09-22 14:12:25)
This one is hands down the best. I am a Climatologist and I deal a lot with air quality and climate change. The cans of aerosol part was fricken' genius, great job dude. Hahah just randomly spraying cans, omg that is fricken awesome.
kate (2009-09-18 20:22:00)
This has to be the funniest thing I've read in the longest time!
ikllppl (2009-09-10 04:22:21)
Hey, figmentor, can I get a picture of your hybrid with the NRA sticker so I can post it to FAILblog...please?
dickfore (2009-09-08 17:26:25)
figmentor(princess) , you should have bought a diesel car.
figmentor (2009-09-04 09:24:22)
Hey, screw all you guys. I just drive a hybrid because I like the 48mpg and filling up every 500 miles for $25. I've got my Huckabee bumper sticker and my NRA sticker to try to let people know I'm not a tree hugger. Besides, it's a great car
OhHoHo (2009-09-03 11:16:42)
I started reading these from the most recent to the older ones, and I have to say, this is the only one that has sucked so far.
pozzest (2009-09-03 08:11:58)
How about we put your car in the back of my 1978 humvee. I'll pay for all the gas.. And you can sit and recycle the beer cans in my floorboard.
lol (2009-09-01 17:07:14)
lololol
anonymous (2009-09-01 16:27:26)
hahaha bitch mobile..good one
Tyk (2009-08-31 16:22:53)
Just kidding I love the environment........ and the cock
Tyk (2009-08-31 13:42:58)
AWESOME. Stupid idiot environmentalist pussies need to be put in their place.
Victoria (2009-08-30 09:26:44)
"... bitch-mobile" Haha
Norway (2009-08-27 14:43:52)
Haha, epic comment at the end. <3
Nederland is lame (2009-08-25 10:08:05)
What a gay ass language!!
NEDERLAND (2009-08-25 02:50:48)
and i have a BIG ASS
NEDERLAND (2009-08-23 14:17:37)
kanker hard
Ro (2009-08-21 17:54:01)
@ano; Yep, ook nederlanders hebben internet... ONtopic; Great site.
Bitch (2009-08-20 08:12:37)
LOLing so hard, it hurts. The six pack holders in the sea made me laugh so hard I cried. LMFAO
anonymous (2009-08-19 05:06:16)
lol, nog meer nederlanders
Milpard (2009-08-16 14:22:53)
Een andere milieuactivist teef bijt het stof.
steve (2009-08-10 19:21:25)
this guy is brilliant. i've never laughed so hard READING before.
torr (2009-08-10 04:54:33)
oh man these keep getting better and better wtf!! serioulsy loling
E-Webz (2009-08-10 00:02:12)
Electric cars may be a cheaper alternative but look at the downsides It takes 4 hours for the thing to charge (atleast) and... Where do u think that electricity is coming from?! 0_o
w4lp3r (2009-08-09 04:23:15)
Fact. It costs more money and is more harmful to the environment to build new hybrids out of recycled material that was taken on huge container ships across the pacific/or in semi trucks then it is to simply maintain your pre-owned car. dont buy new,
get it (2009-08-07 20:48:16)
I drive a hybrid and i'm still laughing my ass off, too bad it didn't continue longer, i love to f*ck with people. because, frankly, I hate them all. people suck. I can't wait until 12-21-12
anonymous (2009-08-06 17:21:29)
wtf who cares if its a hybrid
anonymous (2009-08-05 12:25:17)
lol@ dumping oil into a lake to make up for hybrids
benjamin perry (2009-08-05 12:18:38)
this man is mean
Duncan (2009-08-04 23:35:54)
Haha this is funny because some people don't like Hybrids
anonymous (2009-08-02 16:35:25)
fords suck but this is funny
Fulham (2009-07-31 04:48:20)
FUCK FUCKERS
El Patron (2009-07-30 14:31:35)
Yea! Built Ford Tough! Not a gay little hybrid!
janos (2009-07-30 04:18:49)
the sunshine on my sorry-ass working day!
Cameron (2009-07-29 18:01:00)
Best one yet!
JonttoGee (2009-07-29 08:00:27)
Way to go "hybrid-hater-Mike" ! all you treehugging hybridloving crazy people should die and go to hybridhell ! :)
The Republican (2009-07-29 04:20:26)
yes, please FUCK REPUBLICANS! come on, we obviously need it more.
Em (2009-07-28 21:30:27)
Who gives a fuck about firemen? All they're good for is looking good in their suits.
Em (2009-07-28 21:29:37)
FUCK REPUBLICANS. =)
Harry (2009-07-28 10:16:58)
FUCK DEMOCRATS
DEATH @thaHYBRID (2009-07-28 02:20:45)
Hybrids KILL firemen stupid bimbos! You cant use water on them when they burn,,, it causes the batteries to short out and explode
nectoxicdragon (2009-07-28 02:15:16)
continued: is produced in such a toxic process it is only done in CHINA where there are no environmental protection laws... HYBRIDS DESTROY THE PLANET AND POISON HUMANS
Nectoxicdragon (2009-07-28 02:13:11)
hybrids, by the nature of the batteries used are 10 times more toxic to the environment than a hummer is... but AL GORE and the demonrats have brainwashed everyone inot only thinking about gasoline... Hell the foamed nickel electrolyte that is used in hyb
nemesisorion (2009-07-27 16:37:44)
pat?!?!? my god its been forever since planetside my ranks haven't been the same without your leadership and benchpressing skills
pat (2009-07-27 04:24:09)
anyone who says anything negative about these emails is a faggot with no sense of humor....funny shit man keep'em comin hahahaha
<font color= red>adm (2009-07-26 23:08:37)
DAMMITT!
<font color= red>adm (2009-07-26 23:07:50)
just want to see if this would work.
a woman (2009-07-26 21:48:03)
ahahah i bet your christine.
a woman (2009-07-26 03:48:26)
hey!! stop it isn't funny being an asshole, it isn't funny if ur bein a JERK!!!! ASSHOLE (i care about feelings because i am a woman)
1 request (2009-07-25 12:36:35)
I want to drive and get road head on the way there. I never received road head before, so I figure I might as well make this a great experience.
Derp (2009-07-25 10:44:28)
WELL THATS NOT A TROLL AT ALL
Michelle (2009-07-24 00:50:24)
OMG...you are so funny. I am so glad I found your site...I have been laughing so hard I am crying. Thanks!
Slick (2009-07-23 21:50:53)
Yes Cryo. Hybrids use both gas and electricity. That's why they are called hybrids.
Cryo (2009-07-23 15:45:55)
Gas for a Hybrid?
anonymous (2009-07-22 23:42:27)
you must not be from philly. people say "throw up some cash" all the time
mel (2009-07-22 19:05:57)
Sounds like similar verbage from.."Ride to Bonaroo'...'throw up some cash'. No one says that...at least two different people responding to an ad.
Kat (2009-07-22 13:00:45)
This is the best one I've seen so far! Keep them coming!
haha (2009-07-21 02:16:32)
This was easily the best one.
America (Fuck, Yeah) (2009-07-20 18:12:46)
Ben, First, I'd like to recommend you review proper use of a semi-colon; they're actually used to conjoin two thoughts that form independent complete sentences. Second, while my motor industry is dead, allow me to point out that your Col
Stian (2009-07-19 22:30:23)
Haha.. Sweet. You should put a "share mail on facebook" link on this page.
Hey Ben (2009-07-19 15:16:55)
Go suck your mothers cock, you stupid fuckwit!!!!!!
middle leg (2009-07-17 11:58:38)
is motor oil good for lakes?
Ben (2009-07-16 19:15:37)
I like dick
Ben (2009-07-16 14:48:22)
is a faggot.
America (2009-07-15 12:45:26)
You're a faggot Ben
STFUBITCHES (2009-07-15 01:04:57)
that was awesome lol. "are the windows tinted" my favorite
hjsxdebnkl (2009-07-13 13:26:43)
Shits too funny
No (2009-07-12 15:55:49)
We'll just genetically modify some salmons to eat oil.
Dan (2009-07-12 03:44:06)
Hahahaha, this is awesome. "empty six-pack holders in the sea" Classic!!! lol
Dear Big Ben (2009-07-11 20:38:43)
Ben, your opinions are stupid and no one cares.
Ben (2009-07-11 10:56:35)
America; Your motor industry is dead (at least according to the "free" market). Hybrids are your best chance to revive it. That is all. (Except that; Christine should've got the gag waaay
mike (2009-07-11 10:13:45)
Prius' ruin the environment more during manufacturing then a typical car, and the positives of a hybrid prius don't counteract the destructiveness it caused during manufacturing Top Gear
Beth (2009-07-10 09:18:12)
www.sourmath.com
Ihatemorons (2009-07-09 21:38:04)
Ihatehippies: It's easy to figure out if you're not a fucking dumbass.
Onion (2009-07-09 18:49:08)
"Mike", I just keep thinking of the Jerky Boys. I think they spent some time in jail, but they made a ton of money. Are you old enough to remember them?
Ihatehippies (2009-07-09 18:19:25)
Which one was the "asshole" in this one?
ohreallybeth? (2009-07-09 11:19:38)
suck mine then
datdude (2009-07-09 11:19:18)
oh shit this is the best one I've seen so far
Beth (2009-07-09 10:32:00)
I suck cock
j (2009-07-08 23:43:58)
for some reason I like this one, it's really funny.
barfly (2009-07-08 19:38:17)
everybody lighten fucking up. shit....
TalesOfFan (2009-07-08 16:57:05)
Man that guy is one ignorant redneck.
Rielle (2009-07-08 16:47:19)
Dear Mr. Asshole, Marry me. With a combination of your witty humor and my good looks we are well on our way to take over the world. There will be no stopping us. That is all. PS - I'm writing this from the laptop in my kitchen.
Anonymous (2009-07-08 16:19:38)
HAHAHAHAHA "bitch-mobile".
Malaktose (2009-07-06 23:58:45)
you're too funny, i hope i see way more e-mails in the future
anonymous (2009-07-06 16:12:54)
i don't get it
anonymous (2009-07-03 18:25:43)
this is the first one i read that brought a tear to my eye!! funny as hell!
hmm (2009-07-02 17:28:48)
I'm a shit talking pussy
EPA (2009-07-01 17:31:56)
The batteries are more harmful to the
PassiveAgressiveBS (2009-07-01 17:26:20)
YES. I hate it when people try to be so quaint and subtle in trying to conceal the fact that they're obviously pissed off. It's really funny when these people get taken advantage of. Keep up the good work, you brass-balled, badass mofo, you.
Loco Motive (2009-07-01 03:17:29)
Don't get your little fuck truck in my way when I'm ridin' down the tracks in my 40 ton hybrid.
watchahole (2009-07-01 00:42:39)
Bet you couldn't get a return email from the mods at texags.com
Gawd (2009-06-30 22:37:18)
Please accept my apology. I'm waaaay too old to laugh at this schtuff.
harrmdaydotcom (2009-06-30 15:42:56)
i'd love to ride with you in your hybrid, as long as your B. O. isnt overwhelming and that we ACTUALLY get there tomorrow and not three days later. . and do you have a strengthened roll cage, i'd hate to get hurt if the wind starts blowing!
Meh is a schmuck! (2009-06-30 14:55:20)
Please continue your fantastic work.
OMGWTFLOL (2009-06-30 12:55:51)
holy shit i laughed harder at the comments then i did at the article. This site is comedy gold!
Cal (2009-06-30 11:12:53)
Disregard that - I suck cocks and drive a hybrid
Phill (2009-06-30 04:48:13)
aaawww...poor Cal. did the comments hurt your feelers?
Cal (2009-06-30 00:29:31)
Holy shit why are people so mean to each other in these posts? C
anonymous (2009-06-29 17:04:09)
haha! maybe you should spell check before you post dumb fuck!!!!!! who's ducan? lol
pepe (2009-06-29 05:08:11)
global warming is a myth, one day al gore will admit this
ducan (2009-06-28 22:30:25)
fuck you anonymous!!!!
anonymous (2009-06-27 06:29:45)
i agree with john doe. all these douche bags never let the duncan thing go and now they're starting with beth too. fucking ridiculous. grow up kids
John Doe (2009-06-27 06:26:49)
admin, you should create an account system for people who want to leave comments. it's bull shit how they can label themselves as somebody they're not
Bethobama-johnson (2009-06-26 06:29:15)
I hate NYC,But I wanna change my name to mrs.Shitstain thankyou..LOL
anonymous (2009-06-25 21:07:29)
Ignorant asses making comments. My God, someone tries to have an OPINION that doesn't jive with you. Fuckin wankers. This wasn't that funny, others have been better. Of course, my truck could crush her hybrid....
Epic (2009-06-25 09:59:03)
Funny. Keep the comments clean, guys.
<font color="red">AD (2009-06-25 06:05:28)
Im the real admin fool
Beth (2009-06-25 03:46:50)
please disregard the previous posts, this is really Beth this time. I'm sorry for my ignorance....and saggy, droopy breasts.
steve o rino (2009-06-25 02:51:22)
this is the coolest thing i've ever read!!!!
Beth (2009-06-24 20:03:16)
I suck dick for coke.
Beth (2009-06-24 17:18:22)
Yah I guess I'm just a smart ass bitch
Beth (2009-06-24 15:42:49)
That wasn't really me that posted that last comment. This site is funny but these posts are dumb and hurtful.
Beth (2009-06-24 15:38:58)
Oh! Well I didn't know that. I guess that makes me a dumb bitch.
admin (2009-06-24 15:36:03)
Well, Beth, I happen to have 5 cans of aerosol from my dad's aerosol can collection he gave to me in 1978. Looks like the environment is SOL
Beth (2009-06-24 15:26:36)
not to be a dork, but (harmful) aerosol was regulated by the FDA and hasn't been around since 1979....
Starry (2009-06-24 05:38:28)
I just peed myself! Twice! The world needs more assholes like you in it!!!!
Sarah (2009-06-24 03:47:21)
God, most people that drive hybrids do it for the "status". Notice how right at the end, she says "Oh yeah! I drive a HYBRID!" Stupid moronic society.
johnson is a fag (2009-06-24 00:22:17)
STFU johnson, you fag. GTFO my Dontevenreply.com
The Blackout Blog (2009-06-23 23:59:12)
I can't believe I'm only just now finding this! Posting on Twitter and Facebook!
johnson (2009-06-23 22:41:21)
I'm sorry, but it isn't the 60's anymore.
mr cheese (2009-06-23 22:07:04)
ROTFLMAO! "My only request is that you stop by a lake somewhere so I can dump a can of motor oil in it" PLEASE KEEP DOING THIS
Meh (2009-06-23 17:46:32)
Not funny really, all the others were better
Jade (2009-06-23 17:03:52)
Please hurry up and make more of these!
Dan (2009-06-23 16:29:48)
awesome. RSS please - don't want to miss a beat
f@gg0rzk1lR (2009-06-23 16:15:05)
vwkid06 FAIL: no current mass market hybrid vehicle uses lithium ion batteries, they use NiMH (Nickel-metal Hydride) batteries.
anonymous (2009-06-23 16:00:18)
Hahahahaahah...I think my favorite part was "Does your car have tinted windows? I really don't want to be seen riding in that bitch-mobile."
anonymous (2009-06-23 15:33:46)
ctfu!!
sneakymonkey (2009-06-23 15:28:04)
The pity, really, is that the woman never caught on that Mike Paltrow was having a bit of fun with her. The bigger pity is seeing some of the true asshole comments.
Jacen (2009-06-23 15:26:43)
Hybrid Hater: Not ironic at all.
WazNeeni (2009-06-23 13:40:21)
Only thing missing was a statement about her "ignorant, worthless, politically motivated attempt to "save" the environment." Oh! And RSS. "Mike," you REALLY need RSS.
TurboRabbit (2009-06-23 13:20:14)
LMFAO!!!! Dude, this is the best website ever!!!
Hybrid Hater (2009-06-23 12:27:45)
How ironic is it that this posting causes the automatic "Ads by Google" on the left to list sites that you can buy a hybrid car?
rasta (2009-06-23 11:44:36)
Damn vwkid06, you stole my line about the lithium batteries . . .
vwkid06 (2009-06-23 11:28:46)
you should have said you prefer not to kill the environment faster by using a car that uses lithium batteries that do far more damage than any normal gas burning car.
admin (2009-06-23 11:23:43)
I decided to go a different angle this time. Don't get me wrong, I still love sexism.
Niki (2009-06-23 11:21:44)
I would have continued by telling her to go "knit a sweater" or "bake a pie" since she's a woman and that's what she's good at. lol I was surprised you didn't give her shit for driving.
jimmy-tx (2009-06-23 11:09:18)
awesome! ive been hooked on these at work and showing them to co-workers all day. "spraying cans of aerosol out the window..." haha, i get a mental picture of that happening and i laugh harder.
Kelly (2009-06-23 10:10:36)
hahaha very funny! I would have said "I don't want people to think I'm smug"
CorneliusNoisewater (2009-06-23 09:59:18)
Hilarious. I've just been introduced to this site and I'm hooked. Let the JerkFlag fly
Anon (2009-06-23 09:48:49)
Way to go, you've just made a woman self-conscious about the car she drives. From now on she'll never think the same of her car again. Niiice.
anonymous (2009-06-23 09:35:55)
ROTFL! "Don't worry, I'll pay for the motor oil" Goddam Hippie!

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