Fat Bitch Won't Ride the Bus
Posted at: 2009-06-15 17:08:40
Original ad:
im looking for ride from the philadelphia area to pittsburgh next friday. i will split the cost of gas with you. I am female, and would prefer to ride with another female or young(21-ish) person.
From Mike Anderson to ************@*********.org
Hey! I am going to Pittsburgh and can give you a ride. Can you meet me at 30th St. Station 11 AM on Friday? By the way, I'm 21, so you don't have to worry about riding with some old creeper.
Mike
From Melanie ******** to Me
hey mike! that sounds good. how much do you want for gas? let me get your number so we can work out the details
From Mike Anderson to Melanie ********
Melanie,
I was thinking around $70 should cover it. Unfortunately I do not have a cell phone because I accidentally forgot to take my pants off when I was taking a bath last night and forgot my cell phone was in the pocket. It won't turn on! Could you just stand outside of the west entrance with a sign that says "I'm Melanie" ? I'll look for you.
Mike
From Melanie ******** to Me
wow i wasnt expecting to pay $70! why so much? i was thinking more around 30-35 bucks! also im not standing out there with a sign lol.
From Mike Anderson to Melanie ********
Melanie, I'm sorry but the price is not negotiable. Unfortunately the cheapest bus ticket is $70. Do you want to just meet me on the bus if you don't want to stand out there with a sign?
From Melanie ******** to Me
what?! i didnt want to ride a bus! i thought you were driving a car to pittsburgh. wtf dude
From Mike Anderson to Melanie ********
Well shit Melanie, I didn't think you would be so picky about what kind of vehicle you wanted to ride in. If price is an issue, I can sneak you on the bus. I've done it before with my son. I have a duffel bag that is pretty big, and you can just hide inside it and not move and they will load you under the bus. I'll make sure that they put you on top of all the other luggage so you aren't crushed. You can have my video ipod to stay entertained during the bus ride. It has the first season of Deadwood on it. You aren't fat, are you? I don't want the bag to rip from underneath when they lift it up.
Mike
From Melanie ******** to Me
are you fucking with me? this has to be a joke. there is no fucking way im doing that
From Mike Anderson to Melanie ********
Oh, you aren't a Deadwood fan? I think I have the Ben Affleck hit "Gigli" on my iPod if you wanted to watch that instead.
From Melanie ******** to Me
NO! IM NOT SNEAKING ON TO THE FUCKING BUS IN A GODDAMN SUITCASE
From Mike Anderson to Melanie ********
Okay, I didn't realize you were so sensitive about your weight. If you can't fit in the duffel bag that's fine. I just went and ordered you the bus ticket. It is pretty much first-come first-serve for seating on the bus. You can sit next to me if you want, but I want the window seat. I also have to get up a lot to pee so you will have to get up so I can squeeze out.
From Melanie ******** to Me
IM NOT RIDING THE BUS! I'LL FIND ANOTHER RIDE
From Mike Anderson to Melanie ********
Well you owe me $70 for the ticket! I can't return it!
From Melanie ******** to Me
I NEVER SAID TO BUY IT! THAT IS YOUR FAULT DUDE GOODBYE
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''I was thinking around $70 should cover it. Unfortunately I do not have a cell phone because I accidentally forgot to take my pants off when I was taking a bath last night and forgot my cell phone was in the pocket. It won't turn on!''
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"I accidentally forgot to take my pants off when I was taking a bath last night " LOL
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"Unfortunately I do not have a cell phone because I accidentally forgot to take my pants off when I was taking a bath..." LMAO
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i laughed the entire time reading it "well shit Melanie" lol
anonymouss (2010-05-21 10:40:27)
NO! IM NOT SNEAKING ON TO THE FUCKING BUS IN A GODDAMN SUITCASE
LOOL
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I'd react that way to Gigli, too. *Shudders*
Also Melanie (2010-04-20 08:08:14)
@Melanie: You're not the real Melanie!
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Enjoy the humor. I just hope it was real!. It would be nice if you could put a "share" link to offer a laugh to others. From Gene**************to Mike
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"there is no fucking way im doing that"
"Oh, you aren't a Deadwood fan?" lol, f*ckin' awesome!!! :)
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old creeper lmfao. these are fuckin classic !!!!!!
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The comments seem to indicate a level of humor that is not actually present in the supposed e-mails.
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Oh, you aren't a Deadwood fan? hahahahah!!!!
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THEN WHO WAS BUS ?
Cushion For Da Push (2009-09-24 09:10:42)
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Lol just visualizing all of these shenanigans is cracking me up hardcore at my desk..
stanton electronics (2009-09-22 11:03:28)
From Mike Anderson to ************@*********.org
Hey! I am going to Pittsburgh and can give you a ride. Can you meet me at 30th St. Station 11 AM on Friday? By the way, I'm 21, so you don't have to worry about riding with some old creeper.
Mi
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best line- "I accidentally forgot to take my pants off when I was taking a bath last night and forgot my cell phone was in the pocket." LOL!
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The best site ever :)
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You can have my video ipod to stay entertained during the bus ride. It has the first season of Deadwood on it. xD
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i laughed so hard when you told her that you forgot to take your pants off when you took a bath lol.
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this is awesome
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uggghhh, amateur.
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If you don't find this to be hilarious, then i think you most likely love football and watch wrestling, and probably lack the ability to fully understand sarcasm... Either that, or you're just a "nice" person... x-x
I'm quite sure not
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laugh? (2009-08-17 12:12:38)
is it really that funny yall? I agree that it is funny to a degree, and sorta creative, but none of it is funny enough for to really laugh out loud... or the person who calls it 'genius'? what?? You must be fucking retarded.
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It's funny that so many people get upset at Duncan. Why do people have to be so jealous of other posters for having the best comments?
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haha duncan it's so funny because he does this joke and then you repeat it in different words, oh ha ha!
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So funny because she thinks they are gonna ride in a car and then they dont because they take the bus and she is fat and dont want to hide in a bag in the luggage.
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I could not stop fucking laughing. Haven't cried from laughing so hard in a while, thanks!
THURBER is gay (2009-07-27 05:12:43)
Deadwood is for queerosexuals
lolwut? (2009-07-23 22:37:59)
that was some fucked up shit lol but funny as hell
Jenna (2009-07-23 08:40:52)
"Well Shit, Melanie!!" hahaha
shoaib (2009-07-23 06:53:05)
i cant stop laughing. . . .
Josh Randell (2009-07-19 14:39:21)
Dude I can't believe how funny this. I just pooped my pants. OMG
THURBER (2009-07-19 12:39:42)
DEADWOOD RULES!
cikuuzis (2009-07-19 06:03:46)
This is so fucking great. I feel pain in my body from laughing :)). I hope my neighbors will not think that i am totally nuts.
Haley and Liz (2009-07-18 19:32:19)
I love you
W.D. Li (2009-07-18 02:42:59)
I love the fact that she still wants a ride from a dude who can't remember to take his pants off before bathing.
jordan (2009-07-18 00:28:07)
wow. my side hurts from laughing so much. Keep it up!
Shaden (2009-07-16 22:57:16)
This is great!
JM (2009-07-16 13:21:06)
I can't believe this shit. EVEN if it's made up man you need to be a writer for some TV show. This is a hell of a lot funnier than most everything I've watched in the past 5 years
Catfish 3000 (2009-07-15 18:14:33)
Melanie wanted a ride in the back seat of your jeep mike.
eatmycock (2009-07-14 14:42:29)
fdasdff
tan (2009-07-13 01:42:07)
Unfortunately I do not
paul (2009-07-12 13:06:08)
haha its funny because shes fat
Melanie's Mom (2009-07-12 00:10:59)
She really did ride the bus. She was coming to see me.
ha ha (2009-07-11 14:00:19)
Hahaha LOL that is hilarious
John Fonda (2009-07-10 15:31:23)
I'm partial to this line:
You aren't fat, are you? I don't want the bag to rip from underneath when they lift it up.
anonymous (2009-07-10 14:08:07)
"what?! i didnt want to ride a bus! i thought you were driving a car to pittsburgh. wtf dude" best line
jesus christ (2009-07-10 09:48:23)
aaaa
Mo (2009-07-10 01:57:31)
Best response: "Oh, you aren't a Deadwood fan?"
Haha (2009-07-10 00:01:37)
Fat chics need love too - but they gotta pay
Melanies Twinkie (2009-07-09 18:52:16)
Hey mike fatties r people too :[
doggone (2009-07-09 12:50:39)
fatties can't be choosers
My Foot (2009-07-09 12:36:57)
Well then, Melanie, it looks like he wins.
HardLaugher (2009-07-09 11:29:31)
this is the hardest that I've laughed all day.
steadysystems (2009-07-08 16:22:11)
best ever LOL!
Winston (2009-07-07 15:07:50)
I am dieing with laughter here - my co workers are starting to think that finally I lost it.
Spencer (2009-07-06 23:24:54)
"I accide
Chris (2009-07-06 06:59:01)
I also have to get up a lot to pee so you will have to get up so I can squeeze out.
lol i laughed hard at this fat joke. :D
DHolmes (2009-07-05 22:16:46)
thats hilarious ive been ROFL all night
JustMe (2009-07-05 06:52:18)
Billy Mayes ghost is coming to Sham-wow you!!
paulieb (2009-07-03 17:20:07)
"IM NOT SNEAKING ON TO THE FUCKING BUS IN A GODDAMN SUITCASE"
classic
tyrone (2009-07-03 03:37:11)
Damn dat shit is wack
tyrone (2009-07-03 03:36:51)
Damn dat shit is wack
Shana (2009-07-03 02:29:27)
rofl. You are hilarious.
LOL (2009-07-02 16:26:55)
lol damn Melanie..umad?
Jayme (2009-07-02 15:09:02)
Fat Bitch Won't Ride the Bus...awesome. You can sleep with my wife.
cody (2009-06-30 05:44:36)
funny shit
anonymous (2009-06-30 02:44:38)
nearly fell off my desk, from laughing !!
Sulan (2009-06-29 14:47:15)
Hahaha, i cant stop laughing! Seriously mike, this shit is awesome. Keep it up.. / Sulan from Sweden
mi-au (2009-06-28 23:32:57)
lol
RicanInBoston (2009-06-28 22:35:43)
I can't stop laughing, I think I wet myself a little.
Melanie (2009-06-28 04:46:16)
EY FUCK YOU M8
anonymous (2009-06-27 17:19:36)
i havent laughed that hard in YEARS!!!! OMG genius!
Digimon (2009-06-26 05:39:12)
You can tell Melanie is a 4real fattie lol
S Vier (2009-06-24 11:36:06)
Nice Chicago. Deffinately would like to watch people actually show up. hahah
Chicago (2009-06-23 23:45:22)
I started doing the same thing with the local Chicago area CL, quite enjoyable. i like to take it a step further and have people meet up downtown while we watch from our balcony . good job.
Fickle (2009-06-23 16:40:30)
I can't stop crying...dam it's hot in here!
emilia_estevez (2009-06-23 16:30:03)
Holy shit! I just laughed so hard i cried!! Oh jeeze, "You can sit next to me if you want, but I want the window seat. I also have to get up a lot to pee so you will have to get up so I can squeeze out."
genius.
anon (2009-06-22 17:50:39)
This is #1 prankstar.
"Do you want to just meet me on the bus"
Anonymous (2009-06-22 13:37:14)
BAHAHA!!! IT'S MELANIE!!! HEY!!! :)
Mike- you are truly hilarious!! Keep up the good work.
anonymous (2009-06-22 10:26:18)
Best.Ever.
Can't stop laughing.
You're my hero.
lol (2009-06-21 19:34:28)
wtf
anonymous (2009-06-21 15:43:26)
hahahaha omg Anon, sham-wow. that was great. and so is this email. what's funny is i'm on a bus to nyc and i just left from the 30th street station
anonymous (2009-06-20 11:31:42)
this shit is so fucking funny.
Horde FTW
haha (2009-06-20 01:42:55)
damn this shit is funny
god damn (2009-06-20 00:23:13)
that is good
anon (2009-06-19 18:25:06)
"Unfortunately I do not have a cell phone because I accidentally forgot to take my pants off when I was taking a bath last night and forgot my cell phone was in the pocket." i seriously laughed for a good 5 minutes straight. that was hilarious.
FNS (2009-06-19 13:19:45)
What an over sensitive fat cunt...
dee (2009-06-18 13:32:47)
HAHAHAHAHA i love it. its really creative!
L (2009-06-18 05:00:43)
roflcopter
LOL (2009-06-17 21:46:42)
dude when you said you took a bath with the cell phone in your pants i died laughing, hilarious
Anon (2009-06-17 08:45:06)
Damn you Anon. I just lost the game :(
L (2009-06-17 08:21:10)
Okay, from now on I'll use the letter L. This way nobody could steal my identity.
Anon (2009-06-17 08:08:54)
I suspect that second Wow is not the same Wow as the first Wow. In fact, I'm pretty convinced it's a Sham-Wow. Also The Game.
Wow (2009-06-17 03:04:17)
DISREGARD THAT TOO, I BLOW DICKS!
Wow (2009-06-17 02:28:36)
The last "N" is clealy Melanie again. She apparently got so upset of Mike picking a little fun at her weight, that she hit hte Caps Lock button so hard that it's stuck now. Melanie, it'
N (2009-06-16 21:37:44)
DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS!
N (2009-06-16 12:22:33)
I'm so grateful that people like Melanie exist so people like you can make people like me laugh so much.
Where's the RSS? (2009-06-16 12:07:55)
You need an RSS Feed so I can follow in my Google Reader. :)
anonymous (2009-06-16 11:36:52)
Your shit isn't funny, so find something better to do with your life.
ozzy (2009-06-16 04:49:07)
awesome bro, cant wait for more!
Jason (2009-06-16 03:43:22)
funny as fuck man keep it up
anonymous (2009-06-16 01:45:19)
this is funny shit. keep doing it
Ebaum (2009-06-15 23:11:56)
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
anonymous (2009-06-15 21:18:36)
It just keeps getting better. I love how you don't stop after one "WHAT THE FUCK".
anonymous (2009-06-15 20:36:41)
troll. you're not melanie.
cool story, bro.
Melanie (2009-06-15 18:07:00)
LOL I RODE THE BUS ANYWAY FUCK YOU MIKE.
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