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Ancient African Weapon
Posted at: 2009-06-09 01:08:23
Original ad:
If there is anyone interested in this, or who may know anything about this type of knife's history, please advise. It is for sale. Please make a reasonable offer. We know that is old, and definately worth some money, but we are also curious about ir's roots. I cant find anything like it on the internet. thanks!

(there was a picture of some badass blade)
Mustafi Kaawelib to **************@*********.org


I must say I was very shocked to see that you are the owner of one of my country's most prized weapons! It is very rare, and I must inquire how you obtained such a gem! Only generals of our army carry it, it is known as the "kweli" in our language. It is the sign of a true warrior! The price of one of those alone could feed a family in Africa for months! I will pay you 200,000 Ghanaian cedi for it! Please accept my offer!
Thank you!


Mustafi Kaawelib

Brittany ******* to Mustafi Kaawelib

how do i know this is real? What kind of money is 200000 Ghanaian cedi? Please advise.


Brittany ******* to Mustafi Kaawelib

Are you still interested in this piece? We got it as agift for helping someone move to a new home. My husband is a mover by trade. Please let us know. A few people have inquired about it. I would like it to go to someone who will appreciate it. thank you.


Mustafi Kaawelib to Brittany *******

My friend,

I assure you this is real. If I were to acquire this weapon, I would be leader of my native village in Ghana. That is how much of an honor it is. Ghanaian cedi is the currency of my home country, Ghana, 200,000 is almost all of my earnings for my entire life of mining diamonds for the military. That is what I am willing to give up to own such an honorable weapon.

Thank you,


Brittany ******* to Mustafi Kaawelib

You are welcome to it, however, how will I get paid? Are you in the USA, or in Ghana. How will you get this? I've seen too many scams on Craigs List. Please advise. Also, I need US currency and not Ghanaian currency. Talk to you soon.


Mustafi Kaawelib to Brittany *******


I am sorry, but I do not have US currency, only Ghanaian currency. Would you accept mangos from my family's mango farm instead? I am in Ghana, are you in Ghana as well? We can meet by Kumasi if you are familiar with the area.


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U know what I hate (2015-02-26 22:58:02)
Fuckin Minorities and their disparity names. Fuck faggots named Mustafi and they ugly bitches with them sheets on their heads.
Indian_guy (2014-02-28 01:45:44)
JB How does his name sound like a freaking language? Does your name sound like you are from Italian? Dumbass. It is not even remotely Indian.
JB (2013-11-07 10:17:50)
incorrect. And a name like Mustafi Kaawelib is not even close to Ghanaian, or even North African. It sounds more Arabic or Hindi, which is North Africa/South Asia. I'm disappointed by a lot of the commentors' geography
JB (2013-11-07 10:16:37)
As a Ghanaian, I'm kind of offended by the comments more than the actual post and I'm gonna show it: Around 2009, Ghanaian cedi was really cheap, about 10,000 to one of the New Ghana Cedis, so those of you saying it's $100,000 are technically
WhyNoPictures (2013-07-30 07:38:20)
why has this guy stopped posting photos of the ads?!?!?
Person (2012-11-25 23:08:39)
He should have accepted, 200000 Cedi is $100,000.
Jelly (2012-10-25 06:49:36)
@george and @hey, stupid george. Have a word with yourselves. Look up the country ghana on wikipedia. Looks like you boys have a geography lesson to undertake
BrassDragon (2012-10-23 00:40:04)
This lady is one Of the few whO fall fOr you!
hey, stupid george (2012-10-22 09:42:40)
ghana is no african country
George (2012-09-22 03:27:04)
Fucken arabs.
LOL (2012-09-15 22:50:45)
Why didn't she just use a currency translator?
Beolex (2012-08-09 16:18:34)
"I am in Ghana, are you in Ghana as well? We can meet by Kumasi if you are familiar with the area." Hhahahahahahaha
please advise (2012-07-24 15:38:11)
she sounds like a stupid tool! please advise
site -craiglist (2012-07-19 08:18:52)
site craiglist... go ahead bombard dem wid freaking mikes :DDD
Anonymous (2012-07-04 10:35:44)
200,000 Gahanian cedis is about 100000 dollars, in case you're wondering.
Matt from Brooklyn (2012-07-03 10:12:46)
Take the Mangos Brittnay ....
Mustafi JR. (2012-06-14 23:19:22)
200,000 Gahani cedi is equal to $13.58 at the time of the e mail.In case you were wondering.
Hellobosses (2012-02-21 09:35:42)
trolled (2011-12-10 14:59:50)
anonymous (2011-11-18 00:19:30)
columbine (2011-10-03 15:22:20)
please advise
Ben (2011-09-22 04:02:05)
hahaha nice shit...she however, is clearly a dumb bitch. Why would you ask a stranger how much the exchange in currency is and trust him/her when you can find out for real online?!! Some people....
Blackstar (2011-08-10 04:31:52)
funny shit man. Yo dante69 don't be callin talib kweli a bitch ass rapper. he's a great emcee with real lyrical talent unlike all the crap that gets played on the radio nowadays.
@mustafi (2011-07-22 12:49:00)
Did you ever get the blade you were looking for?
:D (2011-05-24 16:51:56)
lmao @ mango's .. that caught me off guard.
cunt smoocher (2011-05-23 10:01:16)
if only muslims were real...
dante69 (2011-05-17 19:02:44)
Just because I'm bored as hell, I tried to search google does that kind of thing ''kweli'' really exist ?? I was about to shit my pants as a bitch ass rapper pops up xDDDD
anonymous (2011-05-17 01:25:42)
@Listen up, jerkoffs I am currently using a different form of entertainment than television.duh
jdub (2011-05-04 15:46:12)
all about greed
76ersy (2011-04-28 20:22:39)
Why would you turn this into something political? This is just straight up funny.
Umedos (2011-04-25 09:45:43)
Listen up, Jerkoffs (2011-04-06 03:27:59) You motherfucker Ghanaian Asshole!!! Fuck ur mother and you country, better chose a good words insted of saying *fuck.. arab.. Dig ur ass!
jogiff (2011-04-25 03:14:20)
@sigh You're pretty bad at English. While alexis' comment was pretty badly written, it was at least comprehensible. Your comment? Not so much. But it was more important to insult Americans than it was to actually convey some sort of point, I g
anonymous (2011-04-22 10:07:30)
200k cedi = 23 USD
Maid (2011-04-11 13:18:45)
Barter for mangoes. LOL
Whocares (2011-04-11 01:25:38)
Sigh (2011-04-09 00:25:08)
@alexis Because you are slaughtering the English language and mostly those outside of the US speak and write proper English. Geez, spell check and grammar check your stuff...
lol (2011-04-07 07:03:30)
@Listen up, Jerkoffs u mad?
lulz (2011-04-06 19:40:14)
Laughing the the comment below
Listen up, Jerkoffs (2011-04-06 03:30:31)
--ur extra zeros we didn't need. 23$ = 230000 cedis, you dig? Damn you ignorant Americans need to find another source of education besides TV
Listen up, Jerkoffs (2011-04-06 03:27:59)
Ghanaian here. First, Mustafi is not a Ghanaian name, its fucking arabic, but then I wouldn't expect the racist troll who writes these emails to give a shit about that. Second, our currency was revalued a couple years back, meaning we dropped about fo
alexis (2011-03-23 20:08:01)
if he is in ghana and think that brittany is on ghana. than y r they speaking english?
anonymous (2011-03-19 05:01:32)
As I have been in Ghana myself I can tell you that Ghanian Cedi cannot be exchanged into dollars or anything else in any country except Ghana. It is a closed currency.
anon (2011-02-14 04:07:42)
"Universal Currency calculator" this date shows: 200,000.00 GHS = 132,494.20 USD Must be "new" currency!
TRLLRETARD (2011-02-01 12:50:29)
dude that was the funniest part of this thread. ur comments were priceless i hope u arent serious!
alpha omega (2011-01-25 02:12:56)
Who cares what the currency exchange is, thats not the topic of the conversation...and mangos doesnt have an "E"
anonymous (2010-11-22 23:15:17)
"I am in Ghana, are you in Ghana as well?" WIN.
Cedi (2010-11-11 15:04:30)
To clarify, there have been two different Ghanian cedi since this was posted. 200,000 old cedi would be a very small amount of money. 200,000 new cedi is very substantial.
Mason (2010-10-07 06:09:25)
"We know that is old, and definately worth some money" So since it's old she automatically assumes it's valuable.
really? (2010-09-21 18:30:08)
Dude goes to all the trouble of making this funny shit and you two monkeys argue over the value of a currency that is not only probably made of seashells but isnt worth an asslicking in a bad 90's movie. you are fucking clowns. .... wait now im a part
anonymous (2010-09-02 12:43:21)
ha "badass blade"
LOLMOUSTAFAIO (2010-08-26 05:28:51)
that is the funniest shit I have ever read "would you accept mango's instead" ahahahahahahahaha
anon (2010-08-13 19:59:54)
hey you misspelled mangoes
fsdkafhj (2010-08-09 18:51:23)
oltoothless: you really should check your math. On the day you posted your ignorant ass comment (or weak ass troll, I'm still not sure which), 200k Cedi translated to about 138k USD.
Banker (2010-07-23 14:23:38)
He offered her like $137,000 USD lmfao and she didnt even email him back...
NoOne (2010-07-21 13:37:02)
We got it as agift for helping someone move to a new home. My husband is a mover by trade. and by gave I mean didn't notice when he took it.
Natty (2010-07-20 20:51:29)
"Please advise" - fucking androids
oltoothless (2010-07-20 02:53:38)
Either Ghana cedi is on a crazy rollercoaster, or you guys suck at math, as of 7/2010, 200,000 cedi equals about 23 dollars US
wha....? (2010-07-10 11:30:18)
why would a Ghana villager be on Craigslist???
Jan (2010-07-02 08:25:22)
@Trll - Epic fail.
adrian (2010-06-30 07:05:51)
lol she seems very smart... 'I've seen too many scams on Craigs List'
Mustafi, from Kumasi (2010-06-26 17:04:46)
Hooray Ghana!! USA would be better at soccer if they ate more mangos.
Pügg (2010-06-23 21:25:42)
In modern cedis, ¢200,000 ≈ $150,000 But he's clearly talking about old cedis since that's a lot of money over there. (Source: I went on a mission trip to Ghana. Even used the Kumasi airport mentioned in the email. :D)
trll (2010-06-18 21:28:04)
sorry, is this smile: :) now is correct, bye
trll (2010-06-18 21:27:36)
wow my keypad is crazy... or maybe is the windows... i just realize she doesnt livs in gahna, maybe she moved.. im happy for them :8
trll (2010-06-18 21:25:58)
maybe themoneywasnt real but I hope they are friends now peace guys
:) (2010-06-02 21:26:00)
well shit i would have flown to ghana and got them mangoes!
anonymous (2010-05-25 23:50:37)
Shoulda used Zimbabwe dollars
neilskee (2010-05-25 22:40:30)
I like that he is trying to pay her in his blood diamond money
Name (2010-05-05 20:15:31)
Mustafi is "Mike's" real name.
anonymous (2010-04-28 14:13:19)
To clarify, 200,000 Old Ghanaian Cedi is $14.00 USD. Clearly he's talking about the old exchange rate as he's being funny and $14.00 as his life saving is much funnier than $139,000 which the exchange rate of the new Ghanaian Cedi is.
Mike (2010-04-20 08:00:51)
Would you accept mangos from my family's mango farm instead? haha this guy is epic
naman (2010-03-22 01:31:49)
why didnt they ask the pplz who gave it to them
tasha (2010-03-18 16:25:45)
ledgend :)
A (2010-03-02 20:32:10)
I couldn't go on when he said "200,000 is almost all of my earnings for my entire life of mining diamonds for the military."
OMG! (2010-02-25 22:09:16)
She obviously doesn't live in Ghana! Hahahaha!
Clueless (2010-02-24 16:48:43)
Umm, I guess that the mangos just didn't do it for Brittany. Maybe you should have offered her Nigerian currency instead.
Amber (2010-02-22 14:05:43)
lol oh man I lost it when i saw this " Would you accept mangos from my family's mango farm instead?" too funny
Joel (2010-02-17 13:37:45)
I would have totally taken the mango offer!
Kaawelib Jr (2010-02-13 13:42:32)
This one is the best!!
anonymous (2010-01-24 04:16:36)
How much is $130000 worth of Mangos? Thats a lot of Mangos!
:) (2010-01-20 18:47:11)
Please advise. LMAO
anonymous (2010-01-14 19:56:04)
that is some funny shit!
,,I,, (2009-12-21 15:57:28)
200,000.00 GHS = 139,550.69 USD
anonymous (2009-12-08 21:50:44)
That's $14.
brittany (2009-11-18 13:46:39)
I'm a big chump, please advise
anonymous (2009-11-14 21:43:59)
when they read "feed a family in Africa for months" shouldn't they
Cedi (2009-10-12 22:19:53)
200000 Ghanaian Cedis are worth 138140.84 United States Dollars
hey... (2009-10-12 01:14:34)
its 20 dollars is the conversion.
Sami von Finn (2009-10-10 06:55:18)
Just hilarious!
Aaron Poehler (2009-10-07 13:17:25)
Thanks for pointing out the obvious
Incognito (2009-09-28 14:28:40)
you don't need a t1 connection to send e-mails, and anyone can have a yahoo or similar account, making it hard to pinpoint where the e-mail originated from.
Incognito (2009-09-28 14:27:14)
Heh, just found this site, hilarious. As someone who lived in Ghana for nine years, you obviously did a little research for this and most all your pranks which makes them even more funny. And she wasn't wrong to ask if he was from ghana, you don'
gee ye're up nijer (2009-09-20 21:54:14)
man this guys a 419 scammer lol
M'balizhari (2009-09-11 14:16:48)
Please give bank account number. I will wire you $10,000,000 USD upon successful completion of receipt of honorable weapon. Also provide NAME, ADDRESS, SS#, AND WIFE'S FIRST NAME. Thank you, M'balizhari
HsvsRsvsesv (2009-09-04 17:39:01)
Victoria (2009-08-30 09:57:55)
"Would you accept mangos from my family's mango farm instead?" HAHAHAHA!
anonymous (2009-08-28 07:32:01)
I like how she asked if he was in Ghana!?!?! Cause Im sure he's got a T1 internet connection on his Mango farm!!!!!
trotsky (2009-08-22 03:22:31)
she should've taken the mangos
Dan (2009-08-20 08:27:11)
The Cedi was changed 2 years ago. The new cedi is the equivalent of 10,000 old cedi.
anony-mouse (2009-08-19 02:22:09)
fucking duncan
Mustafi Kaawelib (2009-08-16 01:28:17)
Hey, I do not appreciate you using my name in humour.. LOL
duncan (2009-08-13 13:07:21)
So she wants to sell a knife to an African but she can't because she does not trust him.
anonymous (2009-08-07 22:06:45)
200,000.00 GHS = 136,052.41 USD Ghana Cedis United States Dollars
wow (2009-07-31 14:24:59)
even when the girl knows that the weapon is so prized shes so inclined to sell cheap bitch
anonymous (2009-07-28 16:28:01)
duncan rules!
Chuck (2009-07-23 11:21:58)
I cried I was laughing so hard when he asked her if she will accept mangos. This guy is brilliant
Alex is an idiot (2009-07-22 11:43:16)
No... 0.00010 US Dollar per Ghanaian Cedi go here
Alex is an idiot (2009-07-22 11:43:07)
No... 0.00010 US Dollar per Ghanaian Cedi go here
Alex is an idiot (2009-07-20 12:46:58)
No... 0.00010 US Dollar per Ghanaian Cedi go here
alex (2009-07-20 12:39:35)
Actually, 200,000 Ghanaian cedis is 133,000 USD.
Wilford Is An Idiot (2009-07-20 09:21:48)
200,000 Ghanaian Cedi is worth 20.00 US Dollar based on todays date.
holy shit (2009-07-19 18:47:52)
Duncan sucks his mothers cock...........FUCKIN WOW!!!!!!!!!
CUM GUZZLER (2009-07-14 23:19:17)
gurgle gurgle duncan gurgle
dp (2009-07-09 06:48:49)
please upload the photo of that knife
megan (2009-07-08 09:11:41)
edgecomb, the currency translation is what makes it hilarious. dumbshit.
dozerdan (2009-07-08 08:03:45)
LMFAO< Mangos......... yummy, mangos are good. I would make the deal. LOLOL the funniest thing I have read yet !!!!! Thanks 4 the laugh hahahahahah
laughing at wilford (2009-07-08 03:28:56)
anonymous (2009-07-07 14:49:54)
man you should have uploaded the picture
edgecombe (2009-07-07 03:21:17)
first off, Mustafi Kaawelib is like the most badass name ever. ima make that my new name on myspace now lol. 2ndly, you're all dumbshits for actually looking up the currency
anonymous (2009-07-05 06:19:49)
pk (2009-06-30 12:11:22)
Haha, that's like $13.
cera (2009-06-30 09:08:15)
this is one of the best.ive been reading this for two days.hilarious
ellis dee (2009-06-26 11:58:06)
you could have easily turned this into a nigerian scam...strung her along a little further & then said i will deposit the $ in your bank acct,please provide acct info...
Huni (2009-06-25 10:45:09)
would you accept mangos????!!!! woooohahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!
Mustafa (2009-06-25 03:48:38)
See now this is a real name.
D (2009-06-22 22:12:02)
should have asked for her SSN and bank account # and promised to wire her a few hundred grand!
good stuff (2009-06-22 16:59:15)
this is a top 10'r for sure
Monikka (2009-06-22 08:20:49)
'If I were to acquire this weapon, I would be leader of my native village in Ghana.'
Mustafi Kaawelib (2009-06-20 03:31:13)
I do not find this funny.
HAHA (2009-06-19 16:37:26)
haha kweli
alanwine (2009-06-18 17:01:54)
cyndaminthia (2009-06-17 15:34:50)
you are officially my new hero.
Diabeetus (2009-06-17 13:16:48)
If it's old currency, it was 10,000 cedi to $1. I love the Ghanaian references, nice! You just brightened my day, and I showed my friend (also at work). Way to help everyone else procrastinate.
Wilford Brimley (2009-06-16 15:09:59)
I just looked it up. 200,000 Ghanaian Cedi is like $130,000. Nice.
victor (2009-06-14 12:35:17)
bagel and tosted eggs
anonymous (2009-06-13 15:55:54)
Should have suggested using Western Union.
anonymous (2009-06-12 23:26:11)
A blade as a gift and "please advise"... I'm in love.
LMFAO (2009-06-12 19:43:07)
This is too much... "We can meet by Kumasi if you are familiar with the area" hahaha

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